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So it's my birthday[1] on friday next. I'm a little uncomfortable about it, but I'm going to try. My mother is coming home to celebrate with me[2].

I've got the job. I'm negotiating my salary tomorrow. I've never been on salary before.

For my birthday, I'd like someone to buy me some new hips. You can all pool together, or something.

I almost quit the new job in a fit of moon madness. Fortunately, I stuck to my longstanding policy abstaining from all important decisions during timeofthemonth, and now I'm fine again.

CHECK YOUR FRIENDS THREADS. Yes, I know I've talked about it before. I just don't feel comfy here these days.