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Tuesday Apr 10, 2007

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I am unhelpfully sick. I've a shiny new fever, punctuated by exciting moments of frost and shivering. I've got a headache. I can't breathe. I'm sure I smell unsavoury, but right now I just smell like six metric tonnes of vanilla[1].

Fortunately, I've got tomorrow off. I can throw up, hallucinate and "Why me" until thrusday afternoon.

Oh, wait, no. I have to play laundrette and buy new work shoes. And food. And clean the house.

Fuck everything.

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1: Yes, I know vanilla isn't savoury. You're very funny, now fuck off.

VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
bill_the_cat:
No wonder you're sick. Don't you know vanilla is toxic? tongue

I hope you're feeling a bit better today. Or way better, actually. kiss
Apr 10, 2007
cigarette:
I'm not going to lie, I use that same joke about virtually every organization I belong to... my college theater department, the Catholic Church, SG...
Apr 12, 2007

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