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Wednesday Feb 07, 2007

Feb 7, 2007
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As I'm finished mourning as of sunday, I need a new profile image. Feel free to make a contribution; if I like it you can say you made my face.

Just because you've twist-
-ed it into five sev'n five
Don't make it haiku.


It is, in fact, nothing more than a sentance with unfortunate and contrived line breaks. Consider: if one were to force a labrador into a high pressure hose, the force it into a kitten shaped injection mold, one would have created a very uncomfortable looking dead labrador, who is not generally regarded a member of the kitten family. Grow the fuck up and learn to structure clauses.

Seriously, what the fuck is your problem?




So, newer friends should check their friends threads in the interest of growing closer and the creation of a dialogue. Old friends should check their friends threads in the interest of my being insular and cliquish.

Also: I want this.
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nocturnalist:
Actually, I think the most pissed off I've ever had waitresses was on the two occasions where one from a cafe where I'd become a regular spotted me coffeeing somewhere else. Much extravagant body language and outraged expressions ensued, but at least I didn't get the Lap Pour when I went back to them.

Glad you liked the title. I'm like you for baroque titling, at least in this case. I had about four different concepts that I wanted in there but I couldn't get a combination that wasn't ungainly. That was my best compromise down from something that I think was more like "The Final Days of the House of the Society of the Brass Clockwork Bandits".

Anyway, your own interest in turn prompted me to get the damn thing out of the trunk and properly plot out the first few chapters, so thank you for that smile This is good, we should keep it up. I'd like to friend you for that purpose, if you don't object.

Feb 9, 2007
char1es:
A friend of mine has a parent with a medical condition. Said parent was told he would have to choose between two medications, each with side effects. One would make him sensitive to sunlight, give him a severe risk of stroke, and fuck with his liver.

The other would give him a potentially deadly reaction to the mold which goes into the various blue cheeses.

How bad can a stroke really be? he asked himself...
Feb 11, 2007

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