I am really, really, really sick. My entire body aches, my eyeballs are too big and my temperature is bobbing up and down in a manner more suitable for a bad porno blowjob.
This morning I failed to brush my hair. I couldn't manage such a complicated motion.
Then I had to catch a abus with a suitcase as big as me, and the bus driver didn't feel the need to wait untill I'd sat down. So I fell.
Then I caught another bus, and it smelled like stale urine.
All communication has been suspended (retroactively), until I can breathe on my own. But I thought I should tell you kids why I'm lost to the world.
This morning I failed to brush my hair. I couldn't manage such a complicated motion.
Then I had to catch a abus with a suitcase as big as me, and the bus driver didn't feel the need to wait untill I'd sat down. So I fell.
Then I caught another bus, and it smelled like stale urine.
All communication has been suspended (retroactively), until I can breathe on my own. But I thought I should tell you kids why I'm lost to the world.
prockgirlscout:
That temperature/blowjob connection is confusing the fuck out of me but I know I want you to feel better fast. I hope you don't have to go anywhere else while you're so sick. 
steven:
Thanks. Life's a bitch sometimes!