See, when you call it "Super Powerful" I expect that the phrase "Fucked me with a Jackhammer" should be, if not intimately involved, at least highly palatable.
Allow me to make something abundantly plain to you. "Super Powerful" is not applicable to any... device... which uses a mere two double A batteries, just as a woman with two double A breasts could not accurate be described as curvaceous. Seven speeds is not an impressive selling point when the first six could be described as Negligible, and the seventh as Nearly. The top setting needs to not be Nearly. Things that end with Nearly make me...
Incivil.
If at any point in the future you feel the unshakable desire to tell me such irritating and unsatisfactory lies, I will ensure that "Fucked me with a Jackhammer" will find it's way into your vocabulary. Only possibly not in the way I was originally wanting.
Go to hell.
Allow me to make something abundantly plain to you. "Super Powerful" is not applicable to any... device... which uses a mere two double A batteries, just as a woman with two double A breasts could not accurate be described as curvaceous. Seven speeds is not an impressive selling point when the first six could be described as Negligible, and the seventh as Nearly. The top setting needs to not be Nearly. Things that end with Nearly make me...
Incivil.
If at any point in the future you feel the unshakable desire to tell me such irritating and unsatisfactory lies, I will ensure that "Fucked me with a Jackhammer" will find it's way into your vocabulary. Only possibly not in the way I was originally wanting.
Go to hell.
Incedentally, dear people who've spent the last two years telling me how much they want to... whatever it was that I wasn't really listening to. Now that your constant pleading, begging and cajouling would result in something other than SUPREME irritation, why have you gone away? I'm certain you wanted to... something, sorry, I was looking at my hair at the time.
If I do not get a good and proper fucking, and soon, I think I might well die.
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Last night, I went on a boat!! I real boat cruise thing with actually NICE people and EXCELLENT bands, including my awesome goth-friend's band and she organised it too. Such a fun night. Said pic is of that night.
I went on a lovely vibrator mission in Sydney. Shop in Kings Cross had an extremely helpful girl and I found a good one, to my infinite satisfaction. She did, however, explain to me that as she requires her clit, vagina and anus stimulated all at the same time, it limits her options. She also showed me the size that she prefers... and it was... how you say... rather astonishing. I'm not quite sure my body could stretch that far when not giving birth.