How can the so-called premier on-line erotica vendor fail to comprehend the difference between erotica and pornography?
Useless jerks. It is the natural order of things: Publishers will be illiterate imbeciles reviled by their writers. As far as the different avenues of prostitution go, I'm noticably more uncomfortable with writing lowest common denominator smut for a trashyerotica publisher than, any of my other options.
It is, however, much easier than pleasuring men for money.
ADDENDUM: Certainly, there are thousands of imbecile-children who believe their radical new talent of placing one word next to another somehow makes them a writer. Certainly, these worthless hacks crowd every branch of literature, a blight of illiterate cane toads needlessly bloating the once-great body of English literature.
But why are there so many more worthless hack-writers plaguing MY genre? You have the ability to construct boring sentances, and you posess a libido? How singularly fantastic for you.
Unfortunately, your book reads like a fourth grader's field trip report. Fuck off!
Useless jerks. It is the natural order of things: Publishers will be illiterate imbeciles reviled by their writers. As far as the different avenues of prostitution go, I'm noticably more uncomfortable with writing lowest common denominator smut for a trashyerotica publisher than, any of my other options.
It is, however, much easier than pleasuring men for money.
ADDENDUM: Certainly, there are thousands of imbecile-children who believe their radical new talent of placing one word next to another somehow makes them a writer. Certainly, these worthless hacks crowd every branch of literature, a blight of illiterate cane toads needlessly bloating the once-great body of English literature.
But why are there so many more worthless hack-writers plaguing MY genre? You have the ability to construct boring sentances, and you posess a libido? How singularly fantastic for you.
Unfortunately, your book reads like a fourth grader's field trip report. Fuck off!
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Or like Ian Banks (normal fiction) and Ian M Banks (Sci Fi). Use a nom de plume. I'm sure you could think of, well, twenty or so.