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Friday Sep 23, 2005

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So my friends and I were talkin', and the subject came up of what we have to offer women, and what we have going for us that helps us get women. There's my actor buddy, who is really really ridiculously good looking, ao he's got that goin' on. And there's my other friend, who isn't the handsomest guy, but it very charming, so he's got that.

And since I've never had a date in my life, I remark that I have nothing going for me. They disagree. Apparently, my asset is that I'm real.

I'm real? What in blazes does that mean? I guess it's because I don't play games and pretend to be something I'm not.

I think I'm too real though, like Gary Busey in that Simpsons episode last season that wasn't very good. My realness really doesn't seem to be helping me, it tends to scare people off.

And it doesn't help that I hang out with people better looking and more charming than me either.

I dunno why I wrote about this, it just kinda popped in my head, even though said conversation happened about a month ago.

Go buy OK Go's new album, I really dig on it.

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