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A friend of mine once told me that she thought I'd make a good gigolo. I never quite understood what she meant. I'm not the most attractive fella, and I have zero experience in the sack, and I think those are two qualities that make a good gigolo.

Maybe she thought I had few morals and would have no problem whoring myself out for money?

Well, now that I'm incredibly poor and need money, I'm considering becoming a male escort. Well, not seriously, nobody's gonna hire me, especially not in a college town. You can throw a rock here and hit five dudes who will have sex with people for free.

I still would like to know why I'm gigolo material, though.