Been a few days. But today is worthy of an update.
Me and my cronies went to Centerfolds tonight, to see their All Nude Revue. I had never been to a strip club before, or a gentleman's club as they called it.
When I think "gentleman's club" I think of a place a bit more classy. I mean, it's got naked ladies, so how classy can it be? But I expected better. I really didn't enjoy it.
I dunno, I wanted to have fun. But between the seedy clientele missing half their teeth, the 45-year old strippers, and the girl who I got a body shot from, who, in retrospect, looked like she was 15, it just wasn't that great. Or good even.
The music sucked too. I was hoping for better than Godsmack, Nickelback, and Creed. Fuckin' Creed.
There was one looker there. And she had actual talent, other than just bending over and showing us her naughty bits. She could actually do stuff on the pole other than walk around it. And she didn't look like she had been doing crack all her life. And she looked about my age. She deserved my money, the others didn't.
Yeah, I gave the not so attractive ladies cash, because if you are gonna bend over naked for me, I feel I have to give you something. So if you ever need a few bucks, remember that fact.
As for seeing my first naked lady in person, well, I had hoped it would have been better. Suffice it to say that I won't be going to another strip club anytime soon, unless I can find the places that have better atmosphere. Because that was the worst part, it just didn't have nice atmosphere.
Me and my cronies went to Centerfolds tonight, to see their All Nude Revue. I had never been to a strip club before, or a gentleman's club as they called it.
When I think "gentleman's club" I think of a place a bit more classy. I mean, it's got naked ladies, so how classy can it be? But I expected better. I really didn't enjoy it.
I dunno, I wanted to have fun. But between the seedy clientele missing half their teeth, the 45-year old strippers, and the girl who I got a body shot from, who, in retrospect, looked like she was 15, it just wasn't that great. Or good even.
The music sucked too. I was hoping for better than Godsmack, Nickelback, and Creed. Fuckin' Creed.
There was one looker there. And she had actual talent, other than just bending over and showing us her naughty bits. She could actually do stuff on the pole other than walk around it. And she didn't look like she had been doing crack all her life. And she looked about my age. She deserved my money, the others didn't.
Yeah, I gave the not so attractive ladies cash, because if you are gonna bend over naked for me, I feel I have to give you something. So if you ever need a few bucks, remember that fact.
As for seeing my first naked lady in person, well, I had hoped it would have been better. Suffice it to say that I won't be going to another strip club anytime soon, unless I can find the places that have better atmosphere. Because that was the worst part, it just didn't have nice atmosphere.
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r_daneel:
I hear there's an alley full of naked, overdosed crack-whores if you're interested...
tang:
thanks for the thumbs down