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Alright, so bands like to title their songs the same as other songs all the time. Invariably, one is better than the other. Sometimes it's an easy decision, and other times things are more complicated. This is where they throw down. Today's song title? "Too Drunk to Fuck."

In this corner, hailing from Los Angeles, CA. The challenger... BUCKCHERRY!



And in the other corner, from San Francisco, CA. The champeen.... DEAD KENNEDYS!



Now, Dead Kennedys are a pretty seminal band. It's hard to say much bad about them. Buckcherry, on the other hand, is probably one of our worst bands. Their first album is passably decent, and I still really enjoy "For The Movies," but they really pander to the lowest common denominator, don't they?

After listening to both songs, I think it's clear-cut which one is better. I feel like everything about the DK track is superior. The guitar work is more interesting. Jello Biafra is a much more interesting vocalist. And it has a rawer, more urgent sound. Put in your votes, people, but I have a feeling that Buckcherry won't get out of round one.

I'll be sure to pick a more interesting matchup next time. I think I have a good one.