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Wednesday Feb 14, 2007

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"A positive attitude is perhaps more important at home than anywhere else. As spouses and parents, one of our most vital roles is to help those we love feel good about themselves."

Keith Harrell
Speaker and Author

"Think of this random Universe where everything is possible. The organizational skills belong to Law of Attraction. If you will relax and allow Law of Attraction to do the organization, the managing, then you can spend your time doing the things that please you."

Abraham

putting this out there adds power to it and helps me stay on track, so:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
i am receiving now:

1. a perfect salon job that feels like it opened up just for me, being in exactly the right place at the right time with the right attitude to receive it, and having it happen this week or next. (not that i'm in a hurry, but my boi is anxious about me not working right now).

2. motivation to consistently follow my instincts to perfect health.

3. continuing my journey to living completely in the moment, letting the universe do the planning and organizing for me, making in every moment an opportunity to give and share love and see beauty rather than preoccupying myself with 'what needs to be done'.

4. money. twice what i was making previously. and it can be by any means, not necessarily through a job.

5. attending the abraham-hicks seminar in a few weeks with my boi.

6. visiting my family in idaho at the end of march/beginning of april.

7. getting coachella tickets so i can see rage against the machine with one of my best friends.

8. a way (money-wise and opening-wise) to be on the cruise with bob proctor come october.



a little humor:

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actual court reports! so hilarious!!!!

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and
are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place (no KIDDING)

Q: Are you sexually active?

A: No, I just lie there.
_________________________________

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July 15th.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.
__________________________________

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

__________________________________

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that
you've forgotten?
_____________________________________

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Doris?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.
______________________________________

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo
or the occult?

A: We both do.

Q: Voodoo?

A: We do.

Q: You do?

A: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

A: He's twenty
_____________________________________

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
______________________________________

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?
______________________________________

Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?
______________________________________

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________

Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?

A: Oral.
______________________________________

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
______________________________________

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
______________________________________

AND TO SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST!!!!!! I LOVE THIS ONE!

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.


wink smile tongue biggrin kiss

melindab:
I love the court reports. That made me laugh.
Feb 15, 2007
maligne:
I luv your hair love

miao!!
Feb 16, 2007

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