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Pad thai is my new vice. Mmm. We had hot jasmine tea tonight, because it's cold, and wine, because I felt like celebrating. I'm done with school! I don't have to worry anymore about it for another month.

All of this post-breakup starving and walking has paid off: I can now pull all my pants off and on without unbuttoning or unzipping them. Now I have to buy new ones. I liked my new pants, too.

Tonight we're watching Gangs of New York. I wish I was a gangster that got to have naked ladies draped all over me in bed, but didn't have to hurt anyone. What a pathetic gangster I'd be. I'm sure I could find some people that deserved to be fucked up, like that lady that ran over the MacDonald's manager because they didn't put mayo on her burger, or the lady that let that homeless man die on the hood of her car for three days, or my ex, or....the list goes on.

Maybe I'll start my own gang. We'll be the dork-girls with glasses gang, the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. Maybe instead I'll just go watch this movie and wish I had a big old someone to snuggle with.

Night night forgive tipsy me