Today a woman walked into my clinic that looked like Catherine O'Hara in "For Your Consideration." It was frightening and reinforced my disgust with the Upper East Side plastic ladies. They are the old, lipo-sculpted women from Fight Club that bought their own fat rendered into upscale, handmade soap.
On the other hand, if you see a ruggedly handsome gentleman in his forties walking a herd of English Setters in the East 60's late mornings, he's the official crush of every woman I work with. He's Midwestern and has authored a short book on his hunting adventures with his dogs. His wife has a very aristocratic, hyphenated last name and we all hate her, though we haven't met her because he takes care of his dogs himself.
My landlady's 11 year old son asked me how we're related to apes tonight, as I was heating up my leftover Thai. He was watching Mystery Diagnosis or something like it, and I just wanted to go sit down with him in the living room and pull out an encyclopedia (wiki's too easy and he deserves better). Too bad his mama is a devout Catholic.
On the other hand, if you see a ruggedly handsome gentleman in his forties walking a herd of English Setters in the East 60's late mornings, he's the official crush of every woman I work with. He's Midwestern and has authored a short book on his hunting adventures with his dogs. His wife has a very aristocratic, hyphenated last name and we all hate her, though we haven't met her because he takes care of his dogs himself.
My landlady's 11 year old son asked me how we're related to apes tonight, as I was heating up my leftover Thai. He was watching Mystery Diagnosis or something like it, and I just wanted to go sit down with him in the living room and pull out an encyclopedia (wiki's too easy and he deserves better). Too bad his mama is a devout Catholic.
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I'm a fish out of water on my new chain gang. So far so good, but today was a bit of a tuffy.
Hope you have a great weekend!
Nyquil. I must get me some and excedrin pm