_alice_

my arm is itchy again and requires more dry humping.
now last time this request was put out, i received little to no arm dry humping.
not. very. impressive.

well, now that i`ve had my final tattoo session, it just doesn`t seem complete. i don`t think i`m done with my right arm yet, but i have to draw the line somewhere... i`m thinking just around my elbow is where i should put a stop to the madness. i better sign a contract with myself, or that plan might go out the window. of course, i could always conveniently "lose" said contract, and "forget" what was written in it.
there`s just no winning with me.
i`ve learned from experience, so don`t any of you get wise and try it!
now somebody get over here and help me with my arm.
it`s not gonna dry hump itself, people.