within the last week three people have told me they`ve had dirty dreams about me. i find this information strange, but flattering. also i feel a little slutty since i`ve been whoring around in people`s subconcious.
in other news: it` cold here. where the hell are my human blankets?!?!.... if no one wants to offer themselves up as human blankets, then at least take me in to your warm homes where i won`t suffer from hypothermia..... i`m looking in your direction people in florida!!!.....
these are for you:
and these are for everyone else:
ok, that`s enough whoring for one day. i`m off to work where the weather will surely drive me to drink way more than i normally would.
in other news: it` cold here. where the hell are my human blankets?!?!.... if no one wants to offer themselves up as human blankets, then at least take me in to your warm homes where i won`t suffer from hypothermia..... i`m looking in your direction people in florida!!!.....
these are for you:





and these are for everyone else:





ok, that`s enough whoring for one day. i`m off to work where the weather will surely drive me to drink way more than i normally would.
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can you believe my mom is talking about me that way?