_alice_

it`s sooo cold right now. damn you weather! why are you constantly fucking with me?!?!? i don`t think i even saw summer this year. i`m pretty sure it doesn`t exist here since i can`t seem to ever remember seeing a summer in this city. it isn`t going to help that i moved into a really old apartment building a few months ago..... you know, one of those primitive apartments, before they knew what a furnace or elecricity was. if i don`t die this winter, i`m going to strongly consider moving somewhere warm, and possibly with a beach. yeah, a beach would really hit the spot right now. mmmmmm, beach.

in other news, for all of you people who like to send friend requests who i`ve never actually spoken with: chances are, i will not be adding you. not because i`m a bitch, but because there`s way too much irony in having someone on your friends list that you don`t actually talk to..... and i hate irony. plus i`m a bitch

and to all you people in florida right now: i`m sending you all `s to help you through, and rebuild things for you after this catastrophe is over. they`re very good at building things. and if any of you are feeling the need to defect, you`re more than welcome to come live in my primitive apartment..... but just know that i will probably be using you as human blankets in order to stay warm.

and to everyone else: i`d like to hear a little something about where you live so that i can decide where i`ll be moving to after hibernation season is over here. also, it will be much easier to stalk you all this way.

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