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Thursday Jun 16, 2005

Jun 16, 2005
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inches, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him around by shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me: I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Whew, Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around!"
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blankdisk:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! ANAL SEX! oink
Jun 17, 2005
dinah:
I like your new pic, and glad to hear that your new job is working out so well. I don't think I'll be drinking any time soon, I had a night with margaritas and it feels like I have 10 ulcers at the moment, so I'll be sticking to water for now. life is life, I say. I just wasn't very happy, so I took matters into my own hands. Hey, just wondering if you know...ashley is in town, and I'd really like to see her, so if you know anything, let me know. thanks rae rae, you're a sweetheart. kiss
Jun 18, 2005

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