I started my new job today at Bank Of America call center. 
I started my rag in my new "fuck me, you know i'm one hot professional bitch" work pants. 
I sat next to an extremely annoying know-it-all guy with exploding boils all over his neck. I forgot my lunch in the fridge and had to eat junkfood from the local Shell gas station for nourishment. I went to get my oil changed after work and I found out that some shit with my car that I got fixed a year ago (and spent $450 on) is completely fucked again. 
I got to my mom's house to meet up with my dad (he just got into town from North Dakota) because we had plans to go out to dinner only to find out that he's out with my sister for the rest of the night. Michael Jackson.....innocent?!?!?!?!?!?! What the fuck?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
All in all an exquisite day...
I started my rag in my new "fuck me, you know i'm one hot professional bitch" work pants. I sat next to an extremely annoying know-it-all guy with exploding boils all over his neck. I forgot my lunch in the fridge and had to eat junkfood from the local Shell gas station for nourishment. I went to get my oil changed after work and I found out that some shit with my car that I got fixed a year ago (and spent $450 on) is completely fucked again. I got to my mom's house to meet up with my dad (he just got into town from North Dakota) because we had plans to go out to dinner only to find out that he's out with my sister for the rest of the night. Michael Jackson.....innocent?!?!?!?!?!?! What the fuck?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
All in all an exquisite day...
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alisa:
now that IS the day from hell.
snackyslice:
Mwaha. If the asshole that got tossed out of the bar last week shows up again, I just might do that. 
(If the bouncers or Icky don't get him first...)
(If the bouncers or Icky don't get him first...)