But you must continue. For without people like you no Subway, no Subway no Jared, no Jared everyone in America is overweight and when those damn communists invade no one can get up the energy to fight them off. I'm going to Subway right now to get a sandwich and when I take that first delicious bite as a tear trickles down my face humming Gob Bless America, I shall think of you and your brave compatriots.
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