A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inches, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down...
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The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inches, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down...
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blankdisk:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! ANAL SEX! 
dinah:
I like your new pic, and glad to hear that your new job is working out so well. I don't think I'll be drinking any time soon, I had a night with margaritas and it feels like I have 10 ulcers at the moment, so I'll be sticking to water for now. life is life, I say. I just wasn't very happy, so I took matters into my own hands. Hey, just wondering if you know...ashley is in town, and I'd really like to see her, so if you know anything, let me know. thanks rae rae, you're a sweetheart. 
I 
my job.
I promise to post pics in my next journal.
my job.
I promise to post pics in my next journal.
ck:
Good for you 
. I'm currently searching for a new job - i want the happiness too!
. I'm currently searching for a new job - i want the happiness too!
sukherforfree:
I'm so glad that everything turned out good for you. Job hunting sucks I'm glad you don't have to deal anymore. Oh and thanks for the advice, I will soon have pierced nips 
I applied to be a suicidegirl I'm so nervous.....what if they don't pick me 
Well have a good day at work tommorrow
I applied to be a suicidegirl I'm so nervous.....what if they don't pick me Well have a good day at work tommorrow I started my new job today at Bank Of America call center. 
I started my rag in my new "fuck me, you know i'm one hot professional bitch" work pants. 
I sat next to an extremely annoying know-it-all guy with exploding boils all over his neck. I forgot my lunch in the fridge and had to eat junkfood from the local Shell gas station for...
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I started my rag in my new "fuck me, you know i'm one hot professional bitch" work pants. I sat next to an extremely annoying know-it-all guy with exploding boils all over his neck. I forgot my lunch in the fridge and had to eat junkfood from the local Shell gas station for... Read More
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alisa:
now that IS the day from hell.
snackyslice:
Mwaha. If the asshole that got tossed out of the bar last week shows up again, I just might do that. (If the bouncers or Icky don't get him first...)
(If the bouncers or Icky don't get him first...)I'm marching in the pride parade tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sharon is probably going to march with me. Yay!!! My gay family rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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deucebig:
hey hey. just sayin HI well, hope you had fun inthe parade. Being homosexual is GAY!!! hehe, i don't mean that badly. i just saw it on a shirt and thought it was hilarious. ok bye -J
darlingnikky:
sorry i didn't call you back yesterday sweetie. I had a bad day yesterday
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adeanyin:
Hey lady what are you doing ,,,uh well later tonight?
belllla:
Thanks for the well-wishes. How's your week going? Is Albuquerque getting hot as fuck yet?
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dinah:
why do you shudder? what's up with him, give me the story rae, what's going on? 
dinah:
email me 
Went to the wine festival with Sharon and my gay-x-boyfriend-who-was-the-first-to-ever-give-me-head yesterday... Glorious pics coming soon...
Shits still pretty fucked up at home, but it's starting to sort out.
SG party this weekend. It's Sharon,Mariposa, and Bermuda's 3-way b-day party. So excited!!!!
I want bacon.
And I'm still in love with Tiffany.
Shits still pretty fucked up at home, but it's starting to sort out.
SG party this weekend. It's Sharon,Mariposa, and Bermuda's 3-way b-day party. So excited!!!!
I want bacon.
And I'm still in love with Tiffany.
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piksy:
i just wanted to say again that you rock! i got my book in the mail today. thank you sooo much hun! ♥ ♥ ♥
deucebig:
i know how u feel about the fucked up part...but i hope you had fun at the party!! parties...mmmmm so good they taste like 
some shit's too fucked up to write about now.
more on this later...
blck_flwrsplease:
good luck kiddo (I can say that because Im 28) 
good luck kiddo (I can say that because Im 28)
darlingnikky:
what's goin on rae???
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darlingnikky:
whatever... you may be in love with her, but you are dreamin about me! lol
whatever... you may be in love with her, but you are dreamin about me! lol
deucebig:
hilo. what do u mean "what bitches?" i'm lost...