_michael

um.. i was supposed to write a 15 page paper.. but i spent the day trying to fix my slave harddrive. it's still broken.

what is your favorite jonathon richman song?

i almost thought i was going to see a picture of your cock. or hear its stats.

but i am me and that doesn't happen.

*heave*

oh goody I'm always up for learning something new...


but I do have you beat on games

Yeah, animal protein style. Since this In & Out truck was prepaid for, they would do anything you could dream up. You could say "Give me an eight by eight, animal style, with and extra bun in the middle" and they would do it. Hence the excersice bike next to my bed...

much props for having motivation. Alas, i can't join the ranks.

i likes the master and the margarita. i once was reading it and whistling in between chapters. this ogre of a man (sort of resembled a crippled, cankerous pigeon) would start to sing a song that went "get thee behind me sa-tan! down with the devil and sa-tan!" He even told me I could sing it too if i wanted. I was a bit slow, but i soon learned that whistling was a sure sign satan was on your tail. not mine, but this freaks. I thanked him for his song and tormented him forever on by whistling it back to him.

Hey, if like Spiritualized, you might dig Lupine Howl....or not

reggae.

oh: i didn't get a chance to study with guru gee this time around in SF.

breakfasting makes me think everything is right with the world. and, for the record, i've only breakfasted twice since last spring and both time it's been with sg-ers. nothin's better than starting your day with your internet porn lovers.

Certified: anyone with that after their name is serious.

what was that "house of love" song?
beatles and the stones
made it good to be alone.

i dunno. jack rabid really seemed to like that album in the Trouser Press Record Guide.

and now i have the most smiths-like Interpol song stuck in my head.

cover your eyes:

you and evrry one else. what do i have to do? i am so willing. i don't want to be alone.

Celexa sounds like an ex- girlfriend's name...don't you think?

five years

Hey, I don't want you to get the wrong idea....I am not a bill collector. I am a bartender at a B-list martini bar where people pay me with credit cards that are often " declined." I am somewhat morally against serving liquor to people, for it never brings out thier best, if you know what I mean. In a way, I am a drug dealer. A pimp. A whore...but I got a great cure for the hiccups.

i so feel you.

i had a bad ass gig lined up to direct a music video, but the band is breaking up since one of the members is moving to SF, so they figured that it would be a dumb idea to spend a lot of money and time promoting a band that is about to break up. we had a full cast of zombies, make-up, special effects, sets, pyrotechnics, airplay in europe, the whole jobby.

my heart broke into teeny pieces.

sister christian, yeah. maybe white lion's "when the children cry" if i could keep from laughing. that sorta ruins the moment.

john denver and anne murray. AM sadness, yes.

(nods appreciatively at your entry in my journal)

so you didn't pick up anything???

i wouldy buy an akai mpc 4000...this beautiful piece of machinery is the perfect tool for producing songs.

steve jobs huh?

I heard this joke one time.

Do you know the difference between God and Steve Jobs.. God doesn't think he's Steve Jobs.

I know it's stupid, but it's just something I heard