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Weeee in less than an hour I'll be driving towards hoooome, Flagstaff arizona EEEE OOO WEEE OOOO

If I don't post in a few weeks I died in a horrible, horrible car crash.
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Grandson: What did you do in the war?

Me: H4r h4r n3wbl37 I pwn3d punk b1tch34 w/ my 1337 $k1llz

Grandson: oh no!

Me: n3wb ololol!!!!!111eleven









*slowly going insane*
notoriouscat:
Try to make friends with the little crazies in your head, like it was a movie...
bondgirl:
hahaha.. I've missed you on the boards. smile
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So my old dame called me wishing to be 'friends'.


Sometimes shooting yourself in the face just isnt enough.
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surgicalsnack:
that is Not Right.

But you probably already know that.
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Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake itall the time
Work, work, work, senora, work your body line
Work, work, work, senora, work itall the time

My girl's name is Senora
I tell you friends, I adore her
And when she dances, oh brother
She's a hurry-cane in all kinds of weather

(Jump in de line, rock...
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roxxee:
*shaking*
bondgirl:
You are never on anymore. Where have you gone?
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Gunnery on monday, I'll be leaving for a month to shoot stuff and pretty much make an ass of myself, I'll be sure to take pictures.


So 4 weeks alone in the field away from civiliazation, I thought it would be necassary to show the amount of preperation that goes into such a long field problem.

I have a problem,

But I'll...
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norritt:
thats a mountain of dew confused
bondgirl:
God bless the Dew. I became hooked on the diet kind in high school and still have like 5 a day.
I welcome my cancer with open arms!

I wish you updated everyday, because your life is so wildly exciting!
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****BREAKING NEWS****


OH MY GOD.






I think I saw my mom on Hotornot.com.

I can't even begin to explain the thoughts that bubble in ones mind if (like me) you've never even contimplated the chance of this happening.

Really when it comes down to it you have but two choices, hot or not? Should I rate low, possibley insulting my mother, you...
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bondgirl:
HAHAHAHAH!!!


Your phone is dead? I was going to call you!
prockg:
How is it that I hate smokers but love your profile pic. I don't get it. confused
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Bradley fighting vehicles aren't really vehicles at all, they ae infact; torture devices for privates. Already i have convinced the new privates to check the armor for 'soft spots' with a hammer. As well as the classic 'jump on the bradley to test the suspension'. All it akes is a strait face to convince them that their small carbon body can move the suspension...
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I've been a lazy shitbird about updating. Clearly I will never learn my lesson without some form of punishment, erotic spankings maybe? I'll leave it up to you.


Soooooo.


Umm today I got new high speed combat gear, new boots and helmets and stuff. I know this means we're getting ready to be shipped out frown




I'm bored theres just nothing to...
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George Bush came over today.


He drank all my mountain dew.

And he didn't flush the toilet.



Plus secret service guys stole my ipod.



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pensquare:
Are we talking in metaphors? Becasue if we are, he assraped a couple of my fiends.
bondgirl:
Hi there! I haven't talked to you in while.

I've been pissed at the site and am trying to ween myself off of it. smile

Bush does that shit to me ever time he comes over! What an ass.
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Back from the field after a bit of night driving with the DVE courses.

There's blood all over my body armor and it has to be clean for some high ranking dude coming to visit us.

Pushups? Yes sir!


It's not even my blood.


If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem...
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marybee:
I couldn't handle that. Whos blood!?!
acarr:
Hey! Just saying Hi and I love you!! kiss
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Odd that we should find each other in this situation, yet again!

Me compelled by some unknown force to update my journal; naked. Whilst you presumbly, nay hopefully, also naked read my deepest thoughts. And/or whatever strange things happened to me on this day.

Today myself and a few friends saw "sin city" I had never heard of the movie. Because I don't...
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candide:
Sin City is a hard movie for anyone to understand unless they're like me and read most of the graphic novels. Or have an undying love of Quentin Tarintino.