Am I still alive?
Yes.
What am I up to?
I'm home in Tampa, bartending on vacation.
Then why am I updating at 200am?
Insomnia.
Am I wearing underwear?
Hell no.
Are you wearing underwear?
Pictures of my last two months absence?
Roger that.
Okay, here's the money shot.
Eww, not literally.
I mean comedic-style.
Okay, with all that relevance dumped here, I shall bid you a fare fondu.
Wait.
Achoo.
Godammit, a fair adieu!
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS:
Yes.
What am I up to?
I'm home in Tampa, bartending on vacation.
Then why am I updating at 200am?
Insomnia.
Am I wearing underwear?
Hell no.
Are you wearing underwear?
Pictures of my last two months absence?
Roger that.
Okay, here's the money shot.
Eww, not literally.
I mean comedic-style.
Okay, with all that relevance dumped here, I shall bid you a fare fondu.
Wait.
Achoo.
Godammit, a fair adieu!
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS:
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
northron:
Both chicken and waffles. I say it gets no better.
northron:
And, this:
