Have to make it quick because I overslept due to the wonderfully rainy gray day we're having here.
Fridays are the best day of the week.
Well, except for Saturday.
Okay, Sundays are better than Fridays too.
Now if Sundays were Sundaes and Fridays were Fry-days I'd obviously pick Fry-days over Sundaes. But if Fridays were Fry-days and Sundays were Frostys, I'd totally dip my Fry-days in my Frosty and that would be the ultimate daily collaboration.
Party time.
Whaddup, Midwest, why your weather be so crazy?
See?
So, of course, this weather issue develops a deep conversation between my brother and I, ala:
So, I work for an orthopedic spine surgeon, as I've said numerous times before. One of the perks of said job is that we get all sorts of sports tickets and such. Last week, the office manage came around Thursday at 900am with two $80 box seats for the Cardinals baseball game, which was at 1230pm that day and asked if anyone wanted to go. My surgeon was out of town so I say, "Yea, verily, mon capitan!!" and proceeded to skip the fuck out of work.
I don't care about baseball.
I DO care about drinking beer and eating pretzels in a neat-o keen stadium for free.
And so I did.
Said pretzel:
So, I'm standing in line at the ball game, waiting patiently to order the pictured pretzel with jalapeno cheese. I like pretzels with jalapeno cheese. Bitches like jalapeno cheese. Anyhoo, a short fellow in front of me turns and asks the question, "Can I tell you something?"
I respond, "Does anyone ever say no to that?"
His response, "Hunh?"
Mine, "Please continue."
"You look like two people."
At this point I realizen that the fellow has Down's Syndrome, so I simply nod and ask, "What two?"
"One is Vanilla Ice."
I nod sagely.
"The second is Abraham Lincoln."
I arched an eyebrow in surprise, offering, "Right on, you just made my day, friend!"
And from the smile on his face I think I made his.
#dontjudgeunlessyoureDredd
And I aspire to be as cool as this Abe:
The similarities are relevant.
Okay, I have to haul anus, will be back this weekend, probably, ahem, -- SUNDAY -- does this mean a specific type of Sunday? Quite effing possibly.
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS -
Fridays are the best day of the week.
Well, except for Saturday.
Okay, Sundays are better than Fridays too.
Now if Sundays were Sundaes and Fridays were Fry-days I'd obviously pick Fry-days over Sundaes. But if Fridays were Fry-days and Sundays were Frostys, I'd totally dip my Fry-days in my Frosty and that would be the ultimate daily collaboration.
Party time.
Whaddup, Midwest, why your weather be so crazy?
See?
So, of course, this weather issue develops a deep conversation between my brother and I, ala:
So, I work for an orthopedic spine surgeon, as I've said numerous times before. One of the perks of said job is that we get all sorts of sports tickets and such. Last week, the office manage came around Thursday at 900am with two $80 box seats for the Cardinals baseball game, which was at 1230pm that day and asked if anyone wanted to go. My surgeon was out of town so I say, "Yea, verily, mon capitan!!" and proceeded to skip the fuck out of work.
I don't care about baseball.
I DO care about drinking beer and eating pretzels in a neat-o keen stadium for free.
And so I did.
Said pretzel:
So, I'm standing in line at the ball game, waiting patiently to order the pictured pretzel with jalapeno cheese. I like pretzels with jalapeno cheese. Bitches like jalapeno cheese. Anyhoo, a short fellow in front of me turns and asks the question, "Can I tell you something?"
I respond, "Does anyone ever say no to that?"
His response, "Hunh?"
Mine, "Please continue."
"You look like two people."
At this point I realizen that the fellow has Down's Syndrome, so I simply nod and ask, "What two?"
"One is Vanilla Ice."
I nod sagely.
"The second is Abraham Lincoln."
I arched an eyebrow in surprise, offering, "Right on, you just made my day, friend!"
And from the smile on his face I think I made his.
#dontjudgeunlessyoureDredd
And I aspire to be as cool as this Abe:
The similarities are relevant.
Okay, I have to haul anus, will be back this weekend, probably, ahem, -- SUNDAY -- does this mean a specific type of Sunday? Quite effing possibly.
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS -
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i pick fridays... maybe saturdays, but definitely not sundays! Anyway... i read ur blog... and i didnt get it... that about the THOW THINGS.. honestly i tried so hard.. but i couldnt haha..
mi boyfriend loves pretzzel. i tasted for the very first time like 4 weeks ago.. and i like it with chocolate sause .. ok i write to much. greetings ! ha