Well, it looks like I'm back.
After three months of not having access to a secure computer [allow me not to elaborate] I'm going to attempt a more significant presence here on SG. It was hard having to let said presence lapse but real life has this habit of throwing your [no offense] weathered carcass into the jolly fire and watching it darken to a nice, crispy outer with a hint of pink, juicy center ...
Wait.
Hold on.
Christmas spirit? Why didn't you say SO?? I've got it in fucking spades.
No, really, I do.
It's hard not to, there are the lights, the giving spirit, the love and warmth of those you love, the carolers ...
Ahhh, warmth:
And all the bad sweaters; I love bad sweaters. I own umpteen.
I've been fighting a bit of the blues here in the Midwest. I kinda miss Florida and I kinda miss my friends and I kinda miss the embracing [nocreepy!] nature of my old polo scene. Trying to fit in in the Midwest is kind of a challenge and while I like challenges I don't have the time or the energy to seek out like-souls as I did when I was, well, younger.
Booooooooooooooo. Hisssssssssssssssssss. Age can suck it. Social awkwardness can suck it.
Okay, back to holiday goodness:
Like why even choose, right?
You're welcome -- get baking!
What?
That's "too much"?
That's "overkill"?
Look, wieners, I just provide the rope, you provide the auto-erotic asphyxiation.
The only thing I can offer after auto-erotic asphyxiation [besides a towel-EWWW!] is some Star Wars [which has nothing to do wih sex!]:Okay so it IS kinda sexy but ... okay, it just is.
So now you want No sexy?
No bueno?
Harry Potter it is:
Wait -- you want John Waters with Jesus hair, so that we'll stay on the theme of Christmas? Well then ask, brother ask and ye shall relieve! Err, I mean receive.
And you're probably all, "Scotty, where'd you score that picture of Waters??" and I'm all, "Elephino!"
If you're wondering what I want [first[ for Christmas, here's a little hint:
Amazing!! Amirite or am amirite?!?
But Bones wants this:
Hokie doke, it's now below freezing so I am going hunting for a blanket and some hot cocoa (with Baileys!), and slippers!
I goooo nao!
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS - What's seen cannot be unseen. Yup.
After three months of not having access to a secure computer [allow me not to elaborate] I'm going to attempt a more significant presence here on SG. It was hard having to let said presence lapse but real life has this habit of throwing your [no offense] weathered carcass into the jolly fire and watching it darken to a nice, crispy outer with a hint of pink, juicy center ...
Wait.
Hold on.
Christmas spirit? Why didn't you say SO?? I've got it in fucking spades.
No, really, I do.
It's hard not to, there are the lights, the giving spirit, the love and warmth of those you love, the carolers ...
Ahhh, warmth:
And all the bad sweaters; I love bad sweaters. I own umpteen.
I've been fighting a bit of the blues here in the Midwest. I kinda miss Florida and I kinda miss my friends and I kinda miss the embracing [nocreepy!] nature of my old polo scene. Trying to fit in in the Midwest is kind of a challenge and while I like challenges I don't have the time or the energy to seek out like-souls as I did when I was, well, younger.
Booooooooooooooo. Hisssssssssssssssssss. Age can suck it. Social awkwardness can suck it.
Okay, back to holiday goodness:
Like why even choose, right?
You're welcome -- get baking!
What?
That's "too much"?
That's "overkill"?
Look, wieners, I just provide the rope, you provide the auto-erotic asphyxiation.
The only thing I can offer after auto-erotic asphyxiation [besides a towel-EWWW!] is some Star Wars [which has nothing to do wih sex!]:
Okay so it IS kinda sexy but ... okay, it just is.
So now you want No sexy?
No bueno?
Harry Potter it is:
Wait -- you want John Waters with Jesus hair, so that we'll stay on the theme of Christmas? Well then ask, brother ask and ye shall relieve! Err, I mean receive.
And you're probably all, "Scotty, where'd you score that picture of Waters??" and I'm all, "Elephino!"
If you're wondering what I want [first[ for Christmas, here's a little hint:
Amazing!! Amirite or am amirite?!?
But Bones wants this:
Hokie doke, it's now below freezing so I am going hunting for a blanket and some hot cocoa (with Baileys!), and slippers!
I goooo nao!
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS - What's seen cannot be unseen. Yup.
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are why I love you.
Not love like that, but you know,
more like the brotherly sort . . .
My cat, Callie, used to resist the leash, but you know! Cats and their curiosity! They give in eventually!
I'm glad free shrugs have been finally recognized. I've been giving those out for no recognition for forever.