Sunday.
What better day then to venture forth to the social cesspool that is the flea market, in search of trivial, useless shit or fleas, I haven't figured out which yet.
I thought it time to reacquaint myself with the salt of the earth, the great unwashed, the toothless wonders and genetic blunders of society.
I have to say, I wasn't disappointed.
In a mere...
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What better day then to venture forth to the social cesspool that is the flea market, in search of trivial, useless shit or fleas, I haven't figured out which yet.
I thought it time to reacquaint myself with the salt of the earth, the great unwashed, the toothless wonders and genetic blunders of society.
I have to say, I wasn't disappointed.
In a mere...
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I am SO damn tired.
I want to be 21 again, and be able to party like it's 1999.
I am so out of practice. I shall now attempt to increase my alcohol tolerance by imbibing two beers in five minutes.
Okay, so maybe now I'm a bit swishy and have to burp like there's no tomorrow. Hmm, it's okay, though, the only person I'll...
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I want to be 21 again, and be able to party like it's 1999.
I am so out of practice. I shall now attempt to increase my alcohol tolerance by imbibing two beers in five minutes.
Okay, so maybe now I'm a bit swishy and have to burp like there's no tomorrow. Hmm, it's okay, though, the only person I'll...
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bailey:
1)there are plenty of forests in MA. (and its for-ests...not far-ests or however your backward assed southern self pronounces it)
2)i like next door to a monkery. monistary (which i dont know how to spell so i renamed it a monkery) i am so not kidding. you just cant escape me.
time for turkey pot pie!
B
2)i like next door to a monkery. monistary (which i dont know how to spell so i renamed it a monkery) i am so not kidding. you just cant escape me.
time for turkey pot pie!
B
zenexistence:
1] First off, Sunshine, my backward ass Southern self is from Rhode Island and that's a hop, skip and a jump from you -- and we say far-est there. It's got nothing to do with my relocation to the armpit of America which is Fla-rida. Disturbingly, I still say wa-ter and not watt-a. Not sure where that part of my New England accent failed.
2] If I lived next to you as a monk [in a monkery], I'm sure that would be about the cruelest form of self-torture ever imaginable.
Also, can you picture me trying to peek in your window and in the process getting my monks robes caught on
a nail, thereby rendering me naked except for the obligatory crucifix? Think of the scandal that THAT would create.
I'm now going to pack my things and head out to the nearest church, to beseech them for information on monkeries in Boston.
-Scotty
2] If I lived next to you as a monk [in a monkery], I'm sure that would be about the cruelest form of self-torture ever imaginable.
Also, can you picture me trying to peek in your window and in the process getting my monks robes caught on
a nail, thereby rendering me naked except for the obligatory crucifix? Think of the scandal that THAT would create.
I'm now going to pack my things and head out to the nearest church, to beseech them for information on monkeries in Boston.
-Scotty
I was hanging out with my go-go dancer friend last night when she delivered two rather odd compliments.
The first was, "I love being with you because all we do is laugh."
Okay, this is the more normal of the two and I can appreciate that, although it does make me think of sketchy persons that hang out in rooms with padded walls, but okay....
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The first was, "I love being with you because all we do is laugh."
Okay, this is the more normal of the two and I can appreciate that, although it does make me think of sketchy persons that hang out in rooms with padded walls, but okay....
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bailey:
how could i hate you when you offer me nothing but compassion, support and vast quantities of love.
oh wait, that was the other guy
you just offer me sausage socks. i DO hate you. a lot.
xoxo
your little wookie
oh wait, that was the other guy
you just offer me sausage socks. i DO hate you. a lot.
xoxo
your little wookie
Trust.
Todays first word, kiddies, is, 'TRUST'.
As in, "I trusted a customer to return to me after their credit card was decined and the fucker stiffed me for $40, by not returning to pay for their eyebrow piercing."
Todays second word is, 'ANGRY''.
As in, "I am so goddamn angry that those bastards stiffed me. I shouldn't have trusted them in the first place...
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Todays first word, kiddies, is, 'TRUST'.
As in, "I trusted a customer to return to me after their credit card was decined and the fucker stiffed me for $40, by not returning to pay for their eyebrow piercing."
Todays second word is, 'ANGRY''.
As in, "I am so goddamn angry that those bastards stiffed me. I shouldn't have trusted them in the first place...
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atomic_tiki:
Dude, I've been piercing since 94 & I ALWAYS get the DIGIT up front no matter WHO IT IS. I don't care if it's your best friend. ALWAYS,ALWAYS, ALWAYS.
Shoot me an email & lefty, Knuckles & I will handle it.
Shoot me an email & lefty, Knuckles & I will handle it.
atomic_tiki:
Yo we needs to.
Ya know? Wees got to get that guy with that thing.
-Don Allen
Ya know? Wees got to get that guy with that thing.
-Don Allen
I want to go grocery shopping with a girl.
I want to hold hands with a girl.
I want to make out with a girl for hours on end.
I want to laugh with a girl as much as I laugh, sitting by myself, in the dark, under the covers, with a bonnet on my head.
All applicants feel free to e-mail me. I'm accepting...
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I want to hold hands with a girl.
I want to make out with a girl for hours on end.
I want to laugh with a girl as much as I laugh, sitting by myself, in the dark, under the covers, with a bonnet on my head.
All applicants feel free to e-mail me. I'm accepting...
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bailey:
well, i do live in boston.
i'll see if i can find someone who laughs a whole lot, knows that sprocket is the dog from fraggle rock (not einstein), drools over boys in wife beaters, gets turned on by grocery shopping, is wiling to make out for more than 2 hours straight, and loves to hold hands while snuggling.
not going to be easy....she would have to be the coolest girl in the world or something.
*B
i'll see if i can find someone who laughs a whole lot, knows that sprocket is the dog from fraggle rock (not einstein), drools over boys in wife beaters, gets turned on by grocery shopping, is wiling to make out for more than 2 hours straight, and loves to hold hands while snuggling.
not going to be easy....she would have to be the coolest girl in the world or something.
*B
zenexistence:
I'm swooning, so swooning -- it's a twister, it's a twister.
-Scotty
-Scotty
Trying to explain to a friend that you, 'only want to be friends', has got to be the worst feeling in the world.
I dealt with this issue last night.
I feel terrible.
I have a girl who I dig totally, but more as a great friend than a lover, although that line was blurred a few weeks back when were both lamenting about being...
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I dealt with this issue last night.
I feel terrible.
I have a girl who I dig totally, but more as a great friend than a lover, although that line was blurred a few weeks back when were both lamenting about being...
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zenexistence:
Christ, Leaf, you're killing me.
I will indeed buy a phone card after work tomorrow -- that way I can make obscene phone calls to, say, tall chicks with reading obsessions that provide delightfully stimulating conversatioms.
Know any?
-Scotty
I will indeed buy a phone card after work tomorrow -- that way I can make obscene phone calls to, say, tall chicks with reading obsessions that provide delightfully stimulating conversatioms.
Know any?
-Scotty
bailey:
you just made me giggle like scooby doo!
time for scooty snacks...
er...scooby snacks, i meant scooBy snacks.
time for scooty snacks...
er...scooby snacks, i meant scooBy snacks.
Beer is my anti-fidget device.
I've noticed this recently, especially when in a bar. It just brings about a type of fulfilling comfort by having something in my hands while leaning against the bar, people-watching. Even if I have friends with me it still needs to be there, otherwise I tend to cross my arms [bite ass, all you wannabe Freud-types, I'm not defensive or...
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I've noticed this recently, especially when in a bar. It just brings about a type of fulfilling comfort by having something in my hands while leaning against the bar, people-watching. Even if I have friends with me it still needs to be there, otherwise I tend to cross my arms [bite ass, all you wannabe Freud-types, I'm not defensive or...
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pilar:
prison may have saved your life that night...
your smirking hides your real intentions...that is the beggining to every great novel...
sweets
your smirking hides your real intentions...that is the beggining to every great novel...
sweets
I learned three things last night:
1] If you're a nice, morally correct individual, people do notice -- and it gathers you support/defense from the strangest corners. When one of these people is a 6'4", 250 pound behemoth of a guy, it is a good thing.
2] If I don't have a drink in my hand at a bar, I fidget like a paint-huffer having...
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1] If you're a nice, morally correct individual, people do notice -- and it gathers you support/defense from the strangest corners. When one of these people is a 6'4", 250 pound behemoth of a guy, it is a good thing.
2] If I don't have a drink in my hand at a bar, I fidget like a paint-huffer having...
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zenexistence:
Right on, Jo -- THIS is why you're keen in my book, you listen to constructive criticism. Now stop reading this and RUN those delightful curves o' yours to the music store.
You've been gone a bit, missed ya. Need to treat us more to your journals.
\m/
-Scotty
You've been gone a bit, missed ya. Need to treat us more to your journals.
\m/
-Scotty
go_lately:
everyone's cute when they blush. that little look they give you when they're trying to hide as well . . . absolutely adorable. i'm sure you are too ; )
I went to a small dinner party last night.
I make it sound a lot more formal then it was, but I can't think of a better way to phrase it, so 'dinner party' will have to do for the time being.
It was fun.
There was a whole Spanish theme going on -- well, at least with the food, we didn't wear sombreros or...
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I make it sound a lot more formal then it was, but I can't think of a better way to phrase it, so 'dinner party' will have to do for the time being.
It was fun.
There was a whole Spanish theme going on -- well, at least with the food, we didn't wear sombreros or...
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zenexistence:
Aww, see, there I was all set to shower heaps of praise and good vibes in your general direction and you have to bust out with the 'Morrissey' bit.
I'll forgive you, though -- because you have good taste in music.
And bangs.
\m/
-Scotty
I'll forgive you, though -- because you have good taste in music.
And bangs.
\m/
-Scotty
bailey:
scotty~
wish you were here.
~Bailey
wish you were here.
~Bailey
I got called, "pretty" last night.
I'm not quite sure I'm comfortable with that term.
Granted, I, by no means, consider myself pretty, I think maybe interesting is a better word. I was raised to be humble and definitely maintain that I am, it's just that pretty has such a feminine connotation to it and I don't think there is anything particularly feminine about me....
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I'm not quite sure I'm comfortable with that term.
Granted, I, by no means, consider myself pretty, I think maybe interesting is a better word. I was raised to be humble and definitely maintain that I am, it's just that pretty has such a feminine connotation to it and I don't think there is anything particularly feminine about me....
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chiquita:
well, pretty boy, maybe you should try dork and lavender scented exfoliating shower gel. give those GREAT tits that special glow. 
3rd of July BBQ's are a bad idea -- then you're hung over on the 4th of July.
One a fun side note -- the house it was being held at was, literally, on the 'wrong side od the racks', being next to the railroad tracks. So, what better for a bunch of drunken fools to do after drinking much beer then decide to throw...
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One a fun side note -- the house it was being held at was, literally, on the 'wrong side od the racks', being next to the railroad tracks. So, what better for a bunch of drunken fools to do after drinking much beer then decide to throw...
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zenexistence:
Actually, Elise, it's a wig -- I'm really bald, I just wear my 'pomp wig to get the chicks.
-Scotty
-Scotty
dia:
rad! now you're making me giggle!
'Can I touch your hair?"
Okay, this ranks up there with, "Does it hurt when you get pierced?", as one of the most annoying things I hear on an almost daily basis.
Greaser Lesson Numero Uno: most of us in the rockabilly community 'pomp' up our hair.
Most use Murrays pomade.
I don't.
It's heavy, takes forever to wash out of your hair, ruins pillow...
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Okay, this ranks up there with, "Does it hurt when you get pierced?", as one of the most annoying things I hear on an almost daily basis.
Greaser Lesson Numero Uno: most of us in the rockabilly community 'pomp' up our hair.
Most use Murrays pomade.
I don't.
It's heavy, takes forever to wash out of your hair, ruins pillow...
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bailey:
*snicker*
does this mean you will show up at my doorstep now??
(leave the sledgehammer at home, sweet)
does this mean you will show up at my doorstep now??
(leave the sledgehammer at home, sweet)
But I'm rambling. Us old-timers do go on, don't we?
There's nothing like a story.