Blah.
I can't sleep.
I think I'm heading north soon.
Yay.
Maybe that's why I can't sleep.
I can't sleep.
I think I'm heading north soon.
Yay.
Maybe that's why I can't sleep.
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Beer, beer, I go to hunt beer.
I have today off.
Laalaalaalaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I go to hunt beer.
And you probably thought this was going to be a stupid post. Hunh. Idiot.
-Me
I have today off.
Laalaalaalaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I go to hunt beer.
And you probably thought this was going to be a stupid post. Hunh. Idiot.
-Me
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zenexistence:
Dude -- I'm a phone sex operator, duh. Like you haven't spent $200 an hour finding that out. Harrumph! I declare! Some people ...
-Me
-Me
demolitionkitten:
you have been hunting beer for a long time.
I was a total dick to a guy yesterday.
There were three people in my piercing room. The girl I was piercing, and her girl friend with her boyfriend
This story centers on the boyfriend.
I had just finished piercing the girl and was telling her to lay back -- as her face had taken this unnatural, albeit morbidly interesting, green pallor -- as she...
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There were three people in my piercing room. The girl I was piercing, and her girl friend with her boyfriend
This story centers on the boyfriend.
I had just finished piercing the girl and was telling her to lay back -- as her face had taken this unnatural, albeit morbidly interesting, green pallor -- as she...
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bailey:
bailey...spread....bailey....spread
dirty bird!
dirty bird!
bailey:
and you should have said "BITE ARM"
oh look! cold shower!
oh look! cold shower!
I need a beer.
I shall drink a beer.
Loneliness sucks major ass.
I have very little to add to this.
-Me
I shall drink a beer.
Loneliness sucks major ass.
I have very little to add to this.
-Me
bailey:
you know, with your love of beer and my infatuation with donuts, we would make one kickass homer simpson.
get on that, would you darlin'?
get on that, would you darlin'?
zenexistence:
Mmmmm, Baileys ... oh, I mean donuts.
Yes'm, consider me working on it with all due haste. But we have to negotiate which type of beer and which type of donunts ...
You work on your side, I'll work on mine and I'll be at Grandma's befoooooore you ...
Christ, did I just break out in song?
Disturbing.
-Me
Yes'm, consider me working on it with all due haste. But we have to negotiate which type of beer and which type of donunts ...
You work on your side, I'll work on mine and I'll be at Grandma's befoooooore you ...
Christ, did I just break out in song?
Disturbing.
-Me
Okay, I've had totally rotten mornings before but this one may take the cake.
And I can't even drink a beer or do anything remotely similar to make things better, so I guess I'll go to work.
Yee-fucking-haw.
-Scotty
PS I keep hearing lines from that annoying 'Creep' ala Radiohead, song in my head. Fuck off already.
And I can't even drink a beer or do anything remotely similar to make things better, so I guess I'll go to work.
Yee-fucking-haw.
-Scotty
PS I keep hearing lines from that annoying 'Creep' ala Radiohead, song in my head. Fuck off already.
I'm starting to dislike this online journal thing, I think.
I want to be able to censor who reads it.
Who am I fooling? No one reads it.
But I'm still growing more and more wary by the moment about posting my thoughts/life/issues on the internet where any idiot with a Lite Brite and modem can read this stuff ...
Oh yes, I think I...
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I want to be able to censor who reads it.
Who am I fooling? No one reads it.
But I'm still growing more and more wary by the moment about posting my thoughts/life/issues on the internet where any idiot with a Lite Brite and modem can read this stuff ...
Oh yes, I think I...
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bailey:
FINE.
*sigh*
*sigh*
zenexistence:
I wasn't refering to you folks when I wrote censor, ladies -- I meant the idiots off of the internet that aren't SG members.
*Thanks for reading, Banana.
*Easy, Leaf -- no need to flare those nostrils.
*Thanks for reading, Banana.
*Easy, Leaf -- no need to flare those nostrils.
Ever done something that you thought was helping a situation, but instead you realize, after the fact, that it may have done more harm then good?
I'm pretty sure I did just that.
Being overly-cautious is something that can be a hindrance sometimes, I really believe that.
On an entirely different note; I just found out that my friend who is helping promote Hank III's...
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I'm pretty sure I did just that.
Being overly-cautious is something that can be a hindrance sometimes, I really believe that.
On an entirely different note; I just found out that my friend who is helping promote Hank III's...
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bailey:
*sigh*
i'm trying my best to agree with you, but it might take awhile.
i just had all the silly daydreams....
silly.
silly.
silly.
sometimes i wish i was made of rubber, cause i'd bounce back a lot easier and quicker than i do now.
*sigh*
i'm trying my best to agree with you, but it might take awhile.
i just had all the silly daydreams....
silly.
silly.
silly.
sometimes i wish i was made of rubber, cause i'd bounce back a lot easier and quicker than i do now.
Hangover cure, numero uno:
A] One super-dooper-fucking-huge iced cappuccino thingamabob with ass-loads of sugar and syrup in it.
B] Hank III on the CD player.
C] A cold, refreshing frothy beverage brewed of hopps and barley with only the finest grains used.
Directions:
1] Drink the aforementioned coffee-like substance with all due haste [Note - this may cause a negative reaction with your digestive tract...
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A] One super-dooper-fucking-huge iced cappuccino thingamabob with ass-loads of sugar and syrup in it.
B] Hank III on the CD player.
C] A cold, refreshing frothy beverage brewed of hopps and barley with only the finest grains used.
Directions:
1] Drink the aforementioned coffee-like substance with all due haste [Note - this may cause a negative reaction with your digestive tract...
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zenexistence:
Munkee threatened to kick me square in the package if I didn't post a pic of him.
I have quite a few others that I'll post in the future, grumbly.
-Me
I have quite a few others that I'll post in the future, grumbly.
-Me
bailey:
what kind of man...*ahem* BOY, is afraid of munkee?
all you gotta do is find his "special spot" and he melts.
or maybe that was just i was naked. i tend to have that affect on certain felines.
meow.
all you gotta do is find his "special spot" and he melts.
or maybe that was just i was naked. i tend to have that affect on certain felines.
meow.
I wish I was camping.
Naked.
With much beer.
Naked.
With much beer.
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martyr13:
hahahahhahah...
knuckles don't mean shit...
they aren't bloody yet.....
haahahahahha
later dog......keep the hair on the grow
martyr
knuckles don't mean shit...
they aren't bloody yet.....
haahahahahha
later dog......keep the hair on the grow
martyr
atomic_tiki:
*sniffles* I LOVE you to man! *gives big bro hug*
lol
lol
Mallpunk.
This is my new favorite word.
Where I live, there are far to many of this new subculture. Granted, it's better then all the hip-hop orphans that seem to multiple by the thousands -- much like a strain of salmonella on chicken locked in a 120-degree vehicle -- around here, but still.
All these little [and not so little] kids walking around in there...
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This is my new favorite word.
Where I live, there are far to many of this new subculture. Granted, it's better then all the hip-hop orphans that seem to multiple by the thousands -- much like a strain of salmonella on chicken locked in a 120-degree vehicle -- around here, but still.
All these little [and not so little] kids walking around in there...
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Okay, I think I bitched about my previous ink, which was my swallows on the ole' chest, didn't I?
New bitch session then.
I got 'Born Lucky', with a pair of tumbling dice, on the inside of my right bicep today. It takes up a 4"x3" surface area. Not huge by any stretch, but Christ on a crutch, was it tender.
Note to others thinking...
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New bitch session then.
I got 'Born Lucky', with a pair of tumbling dice, on the inside of my right bicep today. It takes up a 4"x3" surface area. Not huge by any stretch, but Christ on a crutch, was it tender.
Note to others thinking...
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bailey:
i'm not sure how to respond to all that you have written, so i shall say this:
"damn, i shouldnt have shoved that bottle so far up my rectum."
"damn, i shouldnt have shoved that bottle so far up my rectum."
martyr13:
just checkin the burns man.....just checkin the burns
I've decided to forego my previously mentioned "What fruits don't make me puke up blood" commentary [Editors Note - see previous journal entry] to comment on a particularly important realization that I've reached earlier today.
I've never been in love.
I've loved a few, and loved one quite dearly, but after careful and considerable examination of myself, I've come to the conclusion that I wasn't...
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I've never been in love.
I've loved a few, and loved one quite dearly, but after careful and considerable examination of myself, I've come to the conclusion that I wasn't...
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demolitionkitten:
I like being a weenie.
Actually I can count on both hands (well, if I could count) the amount of times I have actually drank wine in my entire life. it just sounded tasty.
I don't drink anything other than beer now. Otherwise I tend to get a little cRAzY and outta hand.
***
re:your post.
I had this discussion with my self the other night.
I have always been really selfish in relationships and I decided that it must've been because I wasn't actually in love because I know if I was I would do anything to make it work, ya know? I think the idea of falling madly in love is wonderful. I hope it happens for you
and yes, I DO want to know what a blatantly homosexual armadillo looks like.
Actually I can count on both hands (well, if I could count) the amount of times I have actually drank wine in my entire life. it just sounded tasty.
I don't drink anything other than beer now. Otherwise I tend to get a little cRAzY and outta hand.
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re:your post.
I had this discussion with my self the other night.
I have always been really selfish in relationships and I decided that it must've been because I wasn't actually in love because I know if I was I would do anything to make it work, ya know? I think the idea of falling madly in love is wonderful. I hope it happens for you
and yes, I DO want to know what a blatantly homosexual armadillo looks like.
bailey:
several things to say about this post...i'm know you are shivering in your sketchers.
1) this post is making me think to much. and i am breaking all the damn lightbulbs that keep appearing over my head.
2) i think the "holy shit, i cannot live without this person!" statement isnt what being in love should be. for me, the feeling would be more of "holy shit! i CAN live without this person, i just DO NOT WANT TO!" but thats just my pride not wanting to feel like i have to rely on someone else.
3) maybe you were unable to love this old lover, not only because she wasnt "whole" in her sense of herself, but you were not either. i dont know much about the situation surrounding old lover, but it seems that the things that you have gone through recently have allowed you to open yourself up and allow to you be true to who you are and what you want out of life. if you didnt know that when you were with this girl, how could you have given yourself to her? and vice versa on her part?
4) i dont think that living with someone, or moving to be with them should be viewed as a "sacrifice". maybe thats why you werent willing to do it, because that is how you saw it. you would have been giving up things to be with her, and that leads to resentment and discontentment. if you do something because it feels "right" and you are at a point in your life where it "clicks" or "fits" or whatever, then its not so much a "sacrifice" as a "natural step" or "progression". "sacrifice" has such a negative and serious connotation to it. i would NEVER sacrifice anything for anyone. if i feel i am giving up instead of gaining, whats the fucking point?
5) if it were up to me, your ripened heart would stay that way. never broken. i will beat the piss out of anyone who tries to break it. of course, that might lead to a fight scene like in fight club (i am jacks fantasy alter ego), but i'm pretty sure i could handle it.
**********
kitten_ send me your address. i'll show you what a gay armadillo looks like. *mwah*
B
1) this post is making me think to much. and i am breaking all the damn lightbulbs that keep appearing over my head.
2) i think the "holy shit, i cannot live without this person!" statement isnt what being in love should be. for me, the feeling would be more of "holy shit! i CAN live without this person, i just DO NOT WANT TO!" but thats just my pride not wanting to feel like i have to rely on someone else.
3) maybe you were unable to love this old lover, not only because she wasnt "whole" in her sense of herself, but you were not either. i dont know much about the situation surrounding old lover, but it seems that the things that you have gone through recently have allowed you to open yourself up and allow to you be true to who you are and what you want out of life. if you didnt know that when you were with this girl, how could you have given yourself to her? and vice versa on her part?
4) i dont think that living with someone, or moving to be with them should be viewed as a "sacrifice". maybe thats why you werent willing to do it, because that is how you saw it. you would have been giving up things to be with her, and that leads to resentment and discontentment. if you do something because it feels "right" and you are at a point in your life where it "clicks" or "fits" or whatever, then its not so much a "sacrifice" as a "natural step" or "progression". "sacrifice" has such a negative and serious connotation to it. i would NEVER sacrifice anything for anyone. if i feel i am giving up instead of gaining, whats the fucking point?
5) if it were up to me, your ripened heart would stay that way. never broken. i will beat the piss out of anyone who tries to break it. of course, that might lead to a fight scene like in fight club (i am jacks fantasy alter ego), but i'm pretty sure i could handle it.
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kitten_ send me your address. i'll show you what a gay armadillo looks like. *mwah*
B
Ew.