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I've decided that our very own Kitten into Demolition is my new fav hottie of the SG profiles.
This is only after much, oh so much, deliberation and serious perusal of other delectable delights upon this website, mind you.

Great bangs.

Great style.

Phenomenal decor.

Witticisms in abundance.

Lips to die for.

And an adorable roommate.

Yep.

My, my, my.

demolitionkitten:
hey hey heyyyyyy thanks!
I've had a sort of shitty weekend and reading this just put the most ginormous smile on my face.

my roommate thanks you too wink
opahl:
Happy birthday!!! kiss
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I've decided that if I had to live as a house-slave to any girl on this board, it'd have to be Voltaire.

Why?

Simple.

Magic Shell.
I'd bet anything she likes Magic Shell. I'd bet my entire marble collection on it.
Well, I don't really own a marble collection but if I had a spiffy as hell marble collection, I'd be willing to bet it...
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zenexistence:
Hello you. I meant the ice cream stuff, no pervo innuendo.
Do I even want to know what a 'bowling ball' is?
demolitionkitten:
Her meatballs are tasty, of course.
and thanks for the tip.. the bleach worked! hallelujahhhh
no more angsty. Creepy crawly little angsty fuckers.

and yes, I think you want to know what a bowling ball is.
But I can't say. I'm a lady.
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It was a mistake, clever-trousers. Relax. You're still my fav.
Jeepers creepers, go slide down a firepole.

Speaking of firepoles -- tell your boy I am TOTALLY jealous. Cool damn job that he has. And his girl's pretty rad too. And he has some cool fucking ink, from what can be seen.

Okay, I'll admit it, you done good. Way to go, Leaf. Get him...
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I went to the Renaissance Festival recently.

I've decided I hate --with a raging passion that borders upon unhealthy neurotic obssession-- persons that affect a fake English accent.

I can deal with the bad acting, the 16-century cavalier-types with those oh-so-period spandex tights, the $6 keg-cups o' Guinness, and even the annoying game hawkers that you pass fiftten time a day, but for some reason,...
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I'm going to continue my direct rant on hatred, I've decided.

I hate our media and the fact that each network has decided to rush out 'breaking' reports, just so that they can be the first idiots to report something. And about 60% of the time, it's incorrect, or at the very leat, vague. God forbid, you take that extra ten minute to get the...
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badlilgirl:
you better watch what you wish for, sir....
i happen to know a girl who is into bikes and beer....
and the whole mohawk thing has been tossing around in her head more so than ever before......
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I've decided to hate everyone.

Except for girls with mohawks.

I don't really know any girls with mohawks, mind you, but I know that if I met one, I probably wouldn't hate her, based solely on the fact that she had cool hair.
Yep, I'm a pretty deep indevegetable when you get right down to it ...

I didn't make it to Viva Las Vegas...
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bailey:
he's not from boston...

noooooooooo....

that would have made my life TOO DAMN EASY.

zenexistence:
Oh, glory, does Marie have a mohawk. I had noticed this but I'm quite sure I won't be able to talk her into coming to Tampa for a chopper ride while double-fisting two brews.
Now, you, m'dear Mia, would look stunning in a 'hawk.

Yup, Surf, Torr makes me giggle. A friend here in Tampa is really tight with he and the band, so I get updated stories every couple of months. Vomit seems to play a part in about every other story. Well, either that or SOME type of excretion ...

Bay, Bay, Bay -- the last thing you need is an easy life. I'm the boy in place that keeps you on your toes. Word up, sista.
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Anybody want to tango?

I'm bored.

Lets tango.

I'm drinking a beer at 10am. Does this mean I have 'alcoholic tendancies'?
Three words:

I

Don't

Care.

Rock out, kids. love
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I think I'm in love with Brodie Armstrong from the Distillers. A hot chick that can play the guitar, sing and still be sexy, even though she's tough.
And she has a 'hawk.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, wait ... that also describes our very own Suicidegirl, Marie.
Happy fucking day.
C'mon Marie, more mohawk pics!

Life is good, oh so good.

Things on my chopper...
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gustapo1335618:
glad to hear things are looking up....well looking forward...drink a few focus on the blurry goal at hand..enjoy...
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So, I'm backing out of my driveway on the way to work Monday and I put in the Distillers CD.
I've heard a lot of goood shit about Ms Armstrongs band, and being that Rancid used to get me through the day back in the early 90's, I figured, 'What the hell?", I'll pick it up and give it a listen. I'm about three blocks...
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bailey:
oh nooooo!

i hope the elvis snowglobe was okay.
i hope YOU are okay.

i still laugh over the sound your truck makes (er...made) when you first started it.

wwweeeeeeeeeewwwwwweeerrrrrrr.

miss you.
jolene:
that sucks darlin. i'm sorry your trucks hurt.
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I have a motorcycle ...

... heehee ...

... heehee ...

... it has flames on the tank ...

... hee ...

... heehee ...

Editors Note: okay, the above statements support the fact that vast amounts of coffee prior to 9am is probably a bad idea, unless you want to see my "inner idiot" emerge.

Back to the garage now ...

PS Heehee ......
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bailey:
no wonder i havent heard from you......
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Employment History 101

I gave up a damn lucrative job at Verizon Wireless because of their shitty business practices, and because I'd been offered the opportunity to become a body piercer, by a good friend of mine that I'd always admired. I'd grown weary of Verizons ethnically and morally bankrupt procedures and the call-center environment in general, so I decided to take the friend up...
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bailey:
i miss you, mctampapants.


jolene:
where has scotty hotty been?
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Onward, to a slight list of my 'Loves and Hates', fueled by my early-morning beer drinkin' and a tad nostalgic reminiscing on this fine day. Some are light-hearted, some are quite serious. Basically, it'll give you a feel for who I am at this curent moment ... buckle up.


I love my family more than life. We may have had issues in my youth (and...
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zenexistence:
Leaf- I hate the fact that you live in Boston, I love your ass. How's that? I'm reaching deep down here ...

Yeah, Munkee was sweatin' me -- but I took him out. He's small, got no reach. Of course, he tea-bagged me in my sleep later that night but we're not talking about that, are we? Ummm ... doh.

Bettie - You're just saying that because you want me to hook you up with the Munkee. Well, as luck would have it, he's single.
And he thinks you're a hottie.
I'll work on it.

I'm out. Happy New Year, folks -- don't get hit by a bus.

-Scotty


[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]
bailey:
WOW
i hate the fact that you live in tamp and i love your ass too!!!!

holy shit we are so n'sync the boy band!

miss you, toots