I want to break something.
Something big.
Something that will make a lot of noise when I do so.
Something big.
Something that will make a lot of noise when I do so.
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luther:
handsome stuff.
angelsarenymphos:
I dig your cat love pics 
Apparently I have a whole bunch of free time on my hands, so I'm back.
bailey:
oh my god, i'm crying into my PBR but in a good way.
some highlights i have rediscovered:
june 28, 2002
ummmm....
(the first thing i ever said to you...i'm sooo slick)
july 02, 2002
oh, and scotty dear...
its your flaws i love best about you.
dont ever change
bailey
(thats way better...but i think you were talking about your ass crack hair)
july 09, 2002
oh mr. boom-botty (better than mchotty??)
if you're happy and you know it....shit your pants.
(jesus, i was actually TEACHING KIDS at this point?!)
july 12, 2002
PS Leaf, don't hate me because of my faulty wiring. I bought you a new pair of socks. The have little sausages on them.
(i can only imagine how much more strange you have become)
thats all i got, fraggle rock movie early 2006.
ill get the tickets if you get the popcorn...no cutting a hole in the bottom though, you sicko.
some highlights i have rediscovered:
june 28, 2002
ummmm....
(the first thing i ever said to you...i'm sooo slick)
july 02, 2002
oh, and scotty dear...
its your flaws i love best about you.
dont ever change
bailey
(thats way better...but i think you were talking about your ass crack hair)
july 09, 2002
oh mr. boom-botty (better than mchotty??)
if you're happy and you know it....shit your pants.
(jesus, i was actually TEACHING KIDS at this point?!)
july 12, 2002
PS Leaf, don't hate me because of my faulty wiring. I bought you a new pair of socks. The have little sausages on them.
(i can only imagine how much more strange you have become)
thats all i got, fraggle rock movie early 2006.
ill get the tickets if you get the popcorn...no cutting a hole in the bottom though, you sicko.
So, I go to pick up the last two items I need to finish my chopper (that's a front axle and an oilbag, for those keeping score) and after the clerk says that they are out of the same item that I called and verified two days prior, I walk out to find my Ford dead; starter died.
Is this a hint?
Is she a...
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Is this a hint?
Is she a...
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bailey:
michelob light??
drink a REAL beer, you fool.
drink a REAL beer, you fool.
So, I got my hands on a 67' Harley Ironhead.
I got tired of trying to build up my old 70's Honda chop, too hard to find the damn parts locally and I have to admit I'm too annoyingly 'instant gratification" to search around for over a year for more parts.
So, free rides in Tampa.
Err, on my bike.
No guys need apply.
Well,...
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I got tired of trying to build up my old 70's Honda chop, too hard to find the damn parts locally and I have to admit I'm too annoyingly 'instant gratification" to search around for over a year for more parts.
So, free rides in Tampa.
Err, on my bike.
No guys need apply.
Well,...
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bailey:
bad scotty!
bad!
bad!
brokenalice:
went from a honda to a harley? interesting change...
did you go to the melt banana show at the orpheum?
did you go to the melt banana show at the orpheum?
I'm sick.
Blech.
Although, beer can be a quaint cure for such things, or so I hear.
I shall now put said statement to the test.
Pray for me.
Blech.
Although, beer can be a quaint cure for such things, or so I hear.
I shall now put said statement to the test.
Pray for me.
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badlilgirl:
i'm quite sure,
that you are going to need more than beer and a few prayers to cure what ails you
that you are going to need more than beer and a few prayers to cure what ails you
bailey:
honk honk
In my quest to enter EMT school, I relented and allowed myself to be poked, prodded and otherwise molested by a doctor for a physical.
Now, I'm 33 -- all I could think was, 'Damn, I might have to get that 'guy' exam, AKA the ole' rubber glove treatment. Thankfully, this was not the case.
After she took my blood pressure (120/82, thank you) I...
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Now, I'm 33 -- all I could think was, 'Damn, I might have to get that 'guy' exam, AKA the ole' rubber glove treatment. Thankfully, this was not the case.
After she took my blood pressure (120/82, thank you) I...
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brokenalice:
I've had a biopsy before... luckily I was 17 when it happened so they hooked me up with some demerol
I've had this odd obssession with theology recently.
I mean, I've always held a fascination for it since I was a child, but I've been on more of an analytical bend as of late.
Especially Christianity.
God, offering his only son up on a plate, to absolve us earthly idiots of our sins, eh? That's alotta sin.
Watch 'The Last Temptaion of Christ' if you...
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I mean, I've always held a fascination for it since I was a child, but I've been on more of an analytical bend as of late.
Especially Christianity.
God, offering his only son up on a plate, to absolve us earthly idiots of our sins, eh? That's alotta sin.
Watch 'The Last Temptaion of Christ' if you...
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brokenalice:
Last night at the Liars Club a few of the Genitorchurer girls mud wrestled. Got to see some muddy tits, that was cool. But if one of those bitches doesn't keep her hands off my man she's gonna feel my boot on her face!
You should really make it down there... lots of fun
I think I'm going down there again tonight for some industrial noise.. gotta love it.
The bus races are this saturday at the Sunshine Speedway. There's no chance on getting that bear back... although I've never had the opportunity to give him a piece of my mind on that matter. He broke up with me then promptly entered the navy.
Dude I just noticed you have a chopper... i wanna see.
You should really make it down there... lots of fun
I think I'm going down there again tonight for some industrial noise.. gotta love it.
The bus races are this saturday at the Sunshine Speedway. There's no chance on getting that bear back... although I've never had the opportunity to give him a piece of my mind on that matter. He broke up with me then promptly entered the navy.
Dude I just noticed you have a chopper... i wanna see.
bailey:
#24 is for you.
I was looking at a loft, in this old church with stained glass windows.
Well, all the lofts with the stained glass were taken, damn it.
It's a massive three-story Methodist church built at the beginning of last century. All brick, with stained glass windows in the main building, and massive 10 and 12-foot windows, 25-foot columns at the front of the building, cool as...
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Well, all the lofts with the stained glass were taken, damn it.
It's a massive three-story Methodist church built at the beginning of last century. All brick, with stained glass windows in the main building, and massive 10 and 12-foot windows, 25-foot columns at the front of the building, cool as...
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demolitionkitten:
whoa. super rad.
I was just going to tell you that the house across the street was empty. ah well
maybe you can move in and move to one of the apartments with the fancy pants windows when one opens up?
I was just going to tell you that the house across the street was empty. ah well
maybe you can move in and move to one of the apartments with the fancy pants windows when one opens up?
zenexistence:
And that would ultimately depend upon where you live, m'dear.
Of course, you would HAVE drink cheap beer with me, your new neighbor, wouldn't you? We could hang out on the porch/stairs/roof -- whatever you have there -- and howl at the moon.
Or something to that effect.
I need more whiskey.
I'll be back ...
Of course, you would HAVE drink cheap beer with me, your new neighbor, wouldn't you? We could hang out on the porch/stairs/roof -- whatever you have there -- and howl at the moon.
Or something to that effect.
I need more whiskey.
I'll be back ...
I have to move again.
Blech.
Blech.
I got maced last night.
It's cool; I think I broke his nose.
It's cool; I think I broke his nose.
opahl:
Well, so long as you broke his nose.
zenexistence:
Of course, you know that statement makes you my new favorite SG there Miss O, don't you?
It was one of those situations where the 6'3" bigger guy (nose-brokee) was going after the 5'10" smaller guy (my friend) and this AFTER he maced the entire security staff (consisting of more of my friends) of the club I had just been having a peaceful drink in.
And, no -- I didn't even pull my brass knuckles.
Yeah, I know, I'm a prince.
Pick up the Memory, Sorrow and Thorn trilogy by Tad Williams. It's great fantasy. I'm a dork. Sue me.
It was one of those situations where the 6'3" bigger guy (nose-brokee) was going after the 5'10" smaller guy (my friend) and this AFTER he maced the entire security staff (consisting of more of my friends) of the club I had just been having a peaceful drink in.
And, no -- I didn't even pull my brass knuckles.
Yeah, I know, I'm a prince.
Pick up the Memory, Sorrow and Thorn trilogy by Tad Williams. It's great fantasy. I'm a dork. Sue me.
Ha-damn-ha, I got my cam working.
Ho-damn-ho, I did.
Hee-damn-hee, okay, I'm bored by it.
Oh well.
Ho-damn-ho, I did.
Hee-damn-hee, okay, I'm bored by it.
Oh well.
opahl:
I am SO not lying about my favorite books. I am truly that big of a geek.
I wish my cam worked with the site.
It looks like so much fun.
I wish my cam worked with the site.
It looks like so much fun.
best therapy ever