lyxzen:
definitely gonna be stealing this "berfdaycats" image...deal with it!
808veggie:
hahaha Kirk and Darth...nice
I love that feeling of instantaneous dread and apocalyptic foreboding that I experience when I realize I've left my phone somewhere.
It also reinforces my belief that my priorities are incredibly, incredibly well prioritized.
And to add to that dread, I'm out of coffee.
Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
Long live the fighters....
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It also reinforces my belief that my priorities are incredibly, incredibly well prioritized.
And to add to that dread, I'm out of coffee.
Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
Long live the fighters....
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zenexistence:
Phone, found.
Coffee, rectified.
Painting, commenced.
It's all about the Fremen mantras, Miss C.
By the way, I forgot to comment on your diatribes voiced towards horrid drivers; so good. I would pay uber heaps (ew, "heap") of sushi to hear one of those ala "Oh yes ma'am, feel freeee to cut me off, I think it's delightful that you chose to do so! I'm guessing it's due to that aneurysm you had back when you were 14 and shining the shoes of the entire Flintstone clan in order to make a living! By all means, carry on with your day, think nothing of other people sharing the expressway as we're all plebeian scum anyway!"
Coffee, rectified.
Painting, commenced.
It's all about the Fremen mantras, Miss C.
By the way, I forgot to comment on your diatribes voiced towards horrid drivers; so good. I would pay uber heaps (ew, "heap") of sushi to hear one of those ala "Oh yes ma'am, feel freeee to cut me off, I think it's delightful that you chose to do so! I'm guessing it's due to that aneurysm you had back when you were 14 and shining the shoes of the entire Flintstone clan in order to make a living! By all means, carry on with your day, think nothing of other people sharing the expressway as we're all plebeian scum anyway!"
etude:
No, it's not bad. It is kind of funny how immature he was being about it. Cory used the term "shit trumpet" later in that conversation. It was great.
Allow me to preface this gem with the fact that I wear scrubs.
Not 24/7 like some delusional psych ward inmate, understand, but I wear them at work.
I work for a surgeon, see?
I also have to walk a quarter mile from where I park to where the surgery center is along a pretty busy street. Normally I would have my iPod playing but...
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Not 24/7 like some delusional psych ward inmate, understand, but I wear them at work.
I work for a surgeon, see?
I also have to walk a quarter mile from where I park to where the surgery center is along a pretty busy street. Normally I would have my iPod playing but...
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whiteout:
That might explain it..
chaz_:
lol well you cna pretend its tuesday..that may help...
Last nights polo was a ridiculous amalgamation of crashes, cocktails and chaos; three C's of which I'm intimately fond of and, coincidentally enough, familiar with.
I also like "Caterwaul" and "Cravat" but I can't figure out how to work them into the above sentence without sounding like a boob.
On the down side; I'm busted up. Sore. Lil' bloody. Lil' bruised. I'm thinking heffe veisens...
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I also like "Caterwaul" and "Cravat" but I can't figure out how to work them into the above sentence without sounding like a boob.
On the down side; I'm busted up. Sore. Lil' bloody. Lil' bruised. I'm thinking heffe veisens...
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We all know that they have a book out that has translated Hamlet into Klingon. Don't act like you don't know because, well, I know that you do. I'm in your brain.
With that said, I want to learn Klingon.
I don't mean I want to go up to other goobers at a sci-fi convention and discuss the mating rituals and gestational period of the...
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With that said, I want to learn Klingon.
I don't mean I want to go up to other goobers at a sci-fi convention and discuss the mating rituals and gestational period of the...
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lee:
I had no idea that turtles can breathe through their bum. Do they breathe through their nose too?
zenexistence:
I think it's probably a mood thing. Kind of like, "Wow, I'm not quite in the mood to breathe through my schnoz so the ole' bum sounds great!"
Geez, lady, I would have expected you to know these kind of things.
Geez, lady, I would have expected you to know these kind of things.
saillesong:
I was wondering what bike polo looked like and now I know. Looks like lots of fun!!
zenexistence:
Shennanigans
25 things most people don't know about me:
1) I didn't drink coffee until I was 27. I wouldn't have even drank it then but I decided to get a second job as a barista, which, as we all know, is the job of actually making coffee.
2) I hate the sound of a liquid being poured; its a pet peve of epic proportions that...
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1) I didn't drink coffee until I was 27. I wouldn't have even drank it then but I decided to get a second job as a barista, which, as we all know, is the job of actually making coffee.
2) I hate the sound of a liquid being poured; its a pet peve of epic proportions that...
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aaamy:
3) I went on my first date at six. My mother had me go over to a widows house and eat lunch with her. She even dressed me up in a little red jacket and shorts.
I nearly died laughing-- you're cute 
I had chocolate cake for breakfast. Darryl and Soda Pop Curtis would be so proud.
Dallas Winston, on the other hand, probably wouldn't care
Dallas Winston, on the other hand, probably wouldn't care
Aw, look, I'm back.
veilchen:
Dude what the hell happened to your face, are you ok? You look like 
but not a little yellow emoticon roundy-guy...
but not a little yellow emoticon roundy-guy...
zenexistence:
Lol, aww, I was in the losing end of a car/bicycle/beer accident. Totally looks much worse than it felt.
Okay, I lie, felt terrible.
But I got to experience an MRI, a wicked concussion and have cool scars!
Okay, I lie, felt terrible.
But I got to experience an MRI, a wicked concussion and have cool scars!
Brooklyn. January 15-18. I'm all up in you.
Ew.
That sounded coarse.
Ew.
That sounded coarse.
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stcyr:
dude . . . I can't believe I haven't noticed this before today.
Kudos man, I am . . . impressed
Kudos man, I am . . . impressed
kirin:
Love the one with the hand prints!!
New York. Brooklyn.
Moving there in February.
Time for a change. Florida's been ... well ... fun-ish but I need to get back closer to New England and my roots.
Anyone gotta sublet or renting on the cheap? Lemme know.
Moving there in February.
Time for a change. Florida's been ... well ... fun-ish but I need to get back closer to New England and my roots.
Anyone gotta sublet or renting on the cheap? Lemme know.