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martini:
oh porno.... love

xo
sonofapunk:
Holy fuck...

Seriously... Fucking wow...

love
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nori:
Bravo Zak, you are amazing. I love reading your thoughts. You should write a book love. You and Temper both my favorite lil geniuses! That video was so sad and unfortunatly such typical bible belt bullshit, gross.
antenna:
looking forward to berlin. will be good to meet you!
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aijin:
love
temper:
I'm drunk. That ear of mine is huge. surreal
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felicia_____:
It's a cute picture. What's that tattoo on your hand? A spiceworm mouth? A spiny globe of Little Prince scale?

As for sleeping by the computer - it doesn't emit particulates, though the printer can. Of course, the electomagnetic radiation may do you in. So you'll probably die eventually.
mercedes:
i hate you
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desdemonia:
Thank you smile
Me too.
pixiepearl:
Ha! Fun Derby pics!
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pixiepearl:
Where are my pictures, damn it!!!!
fredericka:
Me and Maynard would get along famously
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pixiepearl:
Where are my photos, biznatch?
moniker42:
At any rate I just thought, considering the response from the rest of the internet you get if you google the bastard, someone should really say something nice occasionally. He's like the hooker with the heart of gold. What a dirty old man.
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Contents:
1-My Paintings (AdriaSawaCharlieRavenVoltaireSean)
2-I Read Some Comics
3-Frequently Asked Questions

1-- My Paintings removed and stuck above

2:42 AM

Its cool and damp in Bushwickthe local motorcycle gang--the redundantly and derivatively named Devils Rebels, are roaming, doing nothing.

Through the take-out window of Las Islas Cuchifritas I can see a kid groping his green-eyed moll up against the counter, waiting for beans and maybe...
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notoriouscat:
You've probably already heard this but for some reason when I heard it I thought of you. blush
dogslife:
So I'm in Guelph, and if you don't know where Guelph is then let's just say it's one of those places where you get on the highway to go home and you're all screwed up because cities that are supposed to mean "West" are now "East" and "East" is home and you feel for a second some kind of fuzzywarm familiarity with this city that has meant "elsewhere" to you until now. So I'm in Guelph participating in some training session at a big bookstore attached to a mall and we're upstairs in the office and we need a sample ISBN to try something in SAP (which is German software whose acronym has no translatable meaning) and the only thing handy is a big shrink-wrapped pastel pink art book from Phaidon with your name sort of in the corner of a cluster of other names, none of which I recognize and to be perfectly honest, and to blame the 6:30 am start of my workday, it takes me a second to remember why reading "Zak Smith" on something makes me go "hey!"
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contents:

1My Paintings (SawaCharlieRavenVoltaireSean)

2--Yes This Entry Is Long But It Involves Porn, Caddyshack, Ninja Weapons, Punk Rock, Modern Art, And A Metric Ton of SuicideGirls

3--Frquently Asked Questions

1-My Paintings removed and stuck above

2-Yes, This Entry Is Long But It Involves Porn, Caddyshack, Ninja Weapons, Punk Rock, Modern Art, And A Metric Ton of SuicideGirls

Where the fuck am I?

This always happens...
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adria:
tsk tsk, where are my fellow sluts when you need em?
leeloo:
I just saw your paintings at the Moma in San Francisco on a feild trip. I just wanted to drop by and tell you how much I liked them. You're very talented, and your instlation was by far my favorite in the musieum. So now I'm off to do an essay on you, do you think that's weird? Did you ever think people in art school would be doing essays on you? Well, anyways... take care. smile
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dogslife:
I went to Ottawa once when I was a kid with my family.

I don't remember anything, except that the museum of natural history rules, and being the national capital there are all kinds of galleries though obviously of the mainstream government-approved variety. In their defense, we're basically socialists and our government has funded some kooky shit.

Beyond that Board of Tourism stuff, I got nothin'.

eli:
You should come to Montreal.
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contents: 1My Paintings (SawaCharlieRavenVoltaireSean) 2--Why People Hate Art

1-My Paintings removed and stuck above



2--Why People Hate Art

by Zak Smith
-Warning: This Will Be A Long Entry About Art
Ive avoided talking much about art here because its more fun to read first-person accounts of ex-girlfriends and porn and trouble.

But I have things to say and thanks to the people who own this...
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dufsmashxiii:
your art is fucking cool (good)
lakme:
I love those paintings...
lakme