i've had avocado, tomato and cucumber salad (with olive oil, lime juice, salt & pepper) for dinner 3 times this week. it's quite a filling meal.
and i love it!
in addition to that news, i've purchased a kick ass cutting board and an ass-kicking japanese knife at my latest discovery, penn fixture. holy dope ass store.
what else??? woke up with my period...
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and i love it!
in addition to that news, i've purchased a kick ass cutting board and an ass-kicking japanese knife at my latest discovery, penn fixture. holy dope ass store.
what else??? woke up with my period...
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recent things i've learned:
1. scoobies have walnuts in them, not ground peanuts.
2. my stomach does not like walnuts
3. orange pee will stain the toilet lid
4. wearing white pants means going commando
5. going commando is not so bad
6. my kichen DOES have counter space
7. mom's will be mom's
8. some people we meet will be in our lives forever...
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1. scoobies have walnuts in them, not ground peanuts.
2. my stomach does not like walnuts
3. orange pee will stain the toilet lid
4. wearing white pants means going commando
5. going commando is not so bad
6. my kichen DOES have counter space
7. mom's will be mom's
8. some people we meet will be in our lives forever...
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tinfoilhalo:
WOW . Where were you all of this time , some monastery in Tibet ? You have returned with such great wisdom . 
By the way , you ARE a special and unique snowflake . Snowflakes are white . When you wear white you must go commando . Commando in the winter time will be VERY cold . Maybe it's better to NOT be a special and unique snowflake .
P.S. How in the name of Zeus's butthole did you get ORANGE PEE ????? Are you on the drugs young lady ????
P.P.S. You going to Midget Monday on the 13th ?
[Edited on Jun 08, 2005 7:55PM]
By the way , you ARE a special and unique snowflake . Snowflakes are white . When you wear white you must go commando . Commando in the winter time will be VERY cold . Maybe it's better to NOT be a special and unique snowflake .
P.S. How in the name of Zeus's butthole did you get ORANGE PEE ????? Are you on the drugs young lady ????
P.P.S. You going to Midget Monday on the 13th ?
[Edited on Jun 08, 2005 7:55PM]
destro:
nice seeing yu at dinner last night... 
oh, wait a minute....
you should reallty come to M3 tonight.
[Edited on Jun 13, 2005 3:26PM]
oh, wait a minute....
you should reallty come to M3 tonight.
[Edited on Jun 13, 2005 3:26PM]
recently, Ive noticed myself quoting pearls of wisdom given to me by my father to others and with fathers day just around the corner, I thought it appropriate to give you all a taste.
in the backseat of my dads chevy nova with plaid interior, I can recall my father interrupting my conversation with my stuffed horsey to point out a man driving a nearby...
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in the backseat of my dads chevy nova with plaid interior, I can recall my father interrupting my conversation with my stuffed horsey to point out a man driving a nearby...
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nicolelee:
.. and then i returned.
norritt:
my dad is tony montana
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mngddss:
Man oh man. What to say....
tinfoilhalo:
You're a DIRTY girl .
Hey , I was out 'round Ypsilanti this weekend . I went out to Michigan to my friend's bachelor party . I didn't think that there really was such a place , but damned if it doesn't exist . I can't fathom making that journey on a regular basis , though . I suffered from Numbutt for about two hour after we got there . You must have BUNS OF STEEL!!!!!
Hey , I was out 'round Ypsilanti this weekend . I went out to Michigan to my friend's bachelor party . I didn't think that there really was such a place , but damned if it doesn't exist . I can't fathom making that journey on a regular basis , though . I suffered from Numbutt for about two hour after we got there . You must have BUNS OF STEEL!!!!!
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ash:
ooooooh la laaaaa, where can *I* get one of those?
sophie_sass:
Wow, that sucks. I'm sorry you had to go through that. I hope you found somebody better. I sure hope I do! 
hello friends and non-friends alike.
all was well in michigan, i've returned rested, wiser, a pound heavier and (the big one) WIRELESS. yes, i've joined the world of the laptoppers...and i must say it's enjoyable to have the abitlity to surf the net while i'm on the toilet if i so choose.
what else??? my car, while unappealing to me, got 32 MPG on...
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all was well in michigan, i've returned rested, wiser, a pound heavier and (the big one) WIRELESS. yes, i've joined the world of the laptoppers...and i must say it's enjoyable to have the abitlity to surf the net while i'm on the toilet if i so choose.
what else??? my car, while unappealing to me, got 32 MPG on...
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jovanka:
Wicked sista! I'm glad he likes, I LOVE the tank you sent. You too are a nice lady, wish we could have hung out more in Detroit. I'm on my way there this weekend.
nicolelee:
maybe we can wear our white belts together.
or better yet, go to SLacker before the show and get matching blet buckles or wrist bands.
and meet at the old-workplace before hand for COCKTAILS!!! (duh)
or better yet, go to SLacker before the show and get matching blet buckles or wrist bands.
and meet at the old-workplace before hand for COCKTAILS!!! (duh)
james' new set just earned her a favorite spot.
i'm departing from this place momentarily. driving 300 miles on friday the 13th is only slightly intimidating.
no tickets, please *crosses fingers, blesses self, kisses crucifix*
-me
i'm departing from this place momentarily. driving 300 miles on friday the 13th is only slightly intimidating.
no tickets, please *crosses fingers, blesses self, kisses crucifix*
-me
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trilobyte:
Have a great trip, and don't worry about the tickets. You should be more worried about the walking dead or dead guys popping out of lakes, and that sort of stuff.
~Trilo~
~Trilo~
nicolelee:
2 weeks
when i was a senior in high school (a long, long time ago), i had broken up with a boy, e.j. (rip). he promptly grabbed up a girl named lisa, banged her, and moved on. lisa, however, did not. i recall her walking around the halls with him...hanging out with his friends after school, bringing him lunch at his table, you know...all the stuff girls...
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norritt:
wow you were a heather!
twwly:
He's a schnoodle. AKA.: a mutt.
---FYI---
engineers are some seriously weird individuals.
in case you were wondering...
-me
engineers are some seriously weird individuals.
in case you were wondering...
-me
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mngddss:
hehe yah I get that a lot
Where is this line at? Noone informed me of such a line...
Where is this line at? Noone informed me of such a line...
nicolelee:
nataskaput... that bastard!!!!! lol
i flew to minneapolis. started drinking immediately. after about 7 hours of beers and mojitos and a few bowls of the weedsmoke... i passed the FUCK out in our hotel room that i got for us 2 and thecowboy. i miss those dudes.
shit. pittsburgh in less than 3 weeks. i'll be at that show, no doubt. cant believe its in station square. which means... i'l be hitting up my old workplace begging for my job back, then probably staying at the Sheraton that night for a little sumthan-sumthan with the cursed one. winky winky.
you gonna try to make it to the show? we can oogle together and smoke alllllllllllllll night.
i flew to minneapolis. started drinking immediately. after about 7 hours of beers and mojitos and a few bowls of the weedsmoke... i passed the FUCK out in our hotel room that i got for us 2 and thecowboy. i miss those dudes.
shit. pittsburgh in less than 3 weeks. i'll be at that show, no doubt. cant believe its in station square. which means... i'l be hitting up my old workplace begging for my job back, then probably staying at the Sheraton that night for a little sumthan-sumthan with the cursed one. winky winky.
you gonna try to make it to the show? we can oogle together and smoke alllllllllllllll night.
so i've been dieting. and it's been going very well. i'm down 12 lbs and spending 2.5 hours a week exercising. (even i'm safe on a treadmill.)
till this week.
meet up with an old friend for a few after work drinks and several plates of grasy ass bar food...and then, i forgot my lunch today. so i got a 'personal pizza' from down the...
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till this week.
meet up with an old friend for a few after work drinks and several plates of grasy ass bar food...and then, i forgot my lunch today. so i got a 'personal pizza' from down the...
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mngddss:
haha sweet, stop making me chuckle at my desk, they'll think im crazy 
munke:
PEE.
The natural wonder, that works wonders!
If you've got badly cut hands... PEE on them.
If you have a cut or infection... PEE on them.
Just don't drink it if you're thirsty... that is too much to handle.
The natural wonder, that works wonders!
If you've got badly cut hands... PEE on them.
If you have a cut or infection... PEE on them.
Just don't drink it if you're thirsty... that is too much to handle.
it's all trilobyte's fault
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you talk to me a lot?
5. Am I fun to talk to?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way...
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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you talk to me a lot?
5. Am I fun to talk to?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way...
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mngddss:
I'm guessing you don't still need that favor and if you do, you should just ask.
You know my maiden last name is Lumpkin and all through my school years, I got the nickname pumpkin. What a strange coincidence.
Beware: I am a freak.
You know my maiden last name is Lumpkin and all through my school years, I got the nickname pumpkin. What a strange coincidence.
Beware: I am a freak.
destro:
you're a dork. 
fuck rollerblades. FUCK ROLLERBLADES.
back to plan 1.
also, fuck mondays...and fuck my contact lenses and fuck the candle i made last night that collapsed...and fuck you too.
edited to add:
fuck, one of my fish is dying.
-me
back to plan 1.
also, fuck mondays...and fuck my contact lenses and fuck the candle i made last night that collapsed...and fuck you too.
edited to add:
fuck, one of my fish is dying.
-me
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tinfoilhalo:
I hate to be the bearer of bad news , but I don't think it's the rollerblades fault . You + any wheeled conveyance = ALMOST CERTAIN DOOM . 
Sorry about all that other "fucked" stuff , though .
P.S. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy is a pretty funny movie . It'll cheer you up . Although I must warn you that it makes absolutely NO sense whatsoever .
Sorry about all that other "fucked" stuff , though .
P.S. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy is a pretty funny movie . It'll cheer you up . Although I must warn you that it makes absolutely NO sense whatsoever .
norritt:
maybe you need training wheels?
The fact is I was busy taking over the world.
However....
Since that seems to have failed, I will instead stick to my "cover story" of having been insanely busy with not enough time to do everything on my list. I shall bide my time until I concoct a fool-proof plan and then unleash it upon the peasentry.
I tell you of this because I trust you and becasue I feel you would make a valuable asset to my legion of doom.
Remember - I've been busy. *wink wink*
What's up with you?