when the top hose goes on my car, i will not hesitate to replace it at 10PM, with only a flashlight, a flathead, and some pliers. this is because i rock. what?
i'm on this site a little too often for my liking. doing nothing productive...just floating around. this only promotes my anti-social tendencies.
something to know about me:
i make the most kick ass...
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i'm on this site a little too often for my liking. doing nothing productive...just floating around. this only promotes my anti-social tendencies.
something to know about me:
i make the most kick ass...
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sett:
You gave me a good laugh as well by putting Carrot Top on your list of things that make you sad. BTW, you're very attractive.
worldview:
so I started dating this chickie, she's the complete opposite of me. She's the one I told you I was taking to Alex's wedding and making out with. The funniest thing is this......She was the prom queen, just like Dana. Two in a row! I'm on a roll making up for all the dateless years of high school!
*i updated your testimonial*
now, is that 'T' for teresa, or terry, or maybe tanisha??
81
EIGHTY-ONE
fuck, me
i dunno, maybe i need to sow more of my oats.
i miss your face
now, is that 'T' for teresa, or terry, or maybe tanisha??
81
EIGHTY-ONE
fuck, me
i dunno, maybe i need to sow more of my oats.
i miss your face
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tinfoilhalo:
Are you talking about Mr. T ? 'Cause I'm pretty sure the "T" stands for "Time to whoop your cracka' ass for asking me a damn fool question like that!!!!!" 
As for the rest of that....I'm just plain confused .
Sow those oats sistah!!!!
As for the rest of that....I'm just plain confused .
Sow those oats sistah!!!!
alancox:
81 over 15 years. A bit above the national average, but hardly a staggering feat. And, yes- you're in the top 5% percentile. Geek love, remember?
it seems i've named my fish appropriately. romulus keeps chasing remus and biting at his tailfin. it's cute, but i'm waiting for the day i come into work and see remus belly up.
oh, for those who were concerned, i quit motorcycle school. there was an incident saturday. the gal behind me smacked the rear of my bike and we both dropped. i smacked my...
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oh, for those who were concerned, i quit motorcycle school. there was an incident saturday. the gal behind me smacked the rear of my bike and we both dropped. i smacked my...
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tinfoilhalo:
You are the absolute LAST person who should be near a motorcycle . You damn near killed yourself on some frigin' STAIRS . 
Plus , your face needs no mechanical reconstruction . It's just fine the way it is .
P.S. Apparently some people from work are taking me out to Matrix on Thursday for my belated B-Day bash . You wanna' go ? If not , I'm STILL waiting for MOVIE MAYHEM PART DEUX .
Plus , your face needs no mechanical reconstruction . It's just fine the way it is .
P.S. Apparently some people from work are taking me out to Matrix on Thursday for my belated B-Day bash . You wanna' go ? If not , I'm STILL waiting for MOVIE MAYHEM PART DEUX .
alancox:
The Coen brothers put the "suck" in "Hudsucker" 
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nicolelee:
i have another set thats been accepted (from back in November) but who knows... 
tinfoilhalo:
Yep . Her chainsaw skills are truly stunning . She can also chuck more wood than a woodchuck , and that's a LOT of wood baby .
I'M BAAAAAAACK . Let me know when you can go see a flick . I've got Monday and Tuesday off .
I'M BAAAAAAACK . Let me know when you can go see a flick . I've got Monday and Tuesday off .
TLK--incident free for 20 hours
i fell down went boom during motorcycle school. actually, i hit the front brake a little too hard, got scared and released the clutch while at full throttle. bike fell down and i slid about 15 feet across the pavement. my mom spent about an hour brushing gravel out of my body (which was, by far, the WORST pain i've...
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i fell down went boom during motorcycle school. actually, i hit the front brake a little too hard, got scared and released the clutch while at full throttle. bike fell down and i slid about 15 feet across the pavement. my mom spent about an hour brushing gravel out of my body (which was, by far, the WORST pain i've...
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obsidian_:
i will take your dog, but hopefully you will have enough money in the will to fly her to me....it has no thumb to hitch....
i was a logger, i type a hell whole of a lot and I have a new found passionate hatred for Montel....
6 months and you come and visit yes? bring me one Krista too and another JP and another random person of your choosing...please
i was a logger, i type a hell whole of a lot and I have a new found passionate hatred for Montel....
6 months and you come and visit yes? bring me one Krista too and another JP and another random person of your choosing...please
fleur:
owch. going to the halloween party?
thank christ that 
feeling in my stomach is gone. fuck this pilates noise. i think it's making me ill instead of flexible and toned.
i now have a little 2.5 gallon fish tank here at work, complete with an underwater plant, some pretty ice rock and 2 blue gouramis. i've named them remus and romulus.
i am in search of a new exotic. perhaps a...
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feeling in my stomach is gone. fuck this pilates noise. i think it's making me ill instead of flexible and toned.
i now have a little 2.5 gallon fish tank here at work, complete with an underwater plant, some pretty ice rock and 2 blue gouramis. i've named them remus and romulus.
i am in search of a new exotic. perhaps a...
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nicolelee:
motorcycle school?
worldview:
too many jobs and no ass. That's what's up in my world. Sounds like you are doing well. Good to hear.
that's how i feel today.
yeah, i drank a pitcher of sangeria at mallorca during lunch. so what?
fuck, i love this job.
-me
fuck, i love this job.
-me
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latchbeam:
Sangeria is great! Sangeria for lunch is even better!
norritt:
steely dan's "reelin' in the years" plays inside my head whenever i drink sangria 
my lil cousin got married this weekend...good times
it seems that with every shot of jager one does, they lose a year of life.
by that calculation, i was 2 when i finally passed out.
amen.
-me
it seems that with every shot of jager one does, they lose a year of life.
by that calculation, i was 2 when i finally passed out.
amen.
-me
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victorian:
as of now im havin a "mock" oil painting club to see how well everyone gets adjusted by my own closest friends and a few others
so i dont look like an idiot around the 30th when the rest of the peeps come over
satudray is undertermined but im supposed to meat with one of my backers for my start up, sundy is also 'mostly' free but i have to fnsh my homowork sometime and meet with my web designer guy for another project
other then that im free.....
....
right
so i dont look like an idiot around the 30th when the rest of the peeps come over
satudray is undertermined but im supposed to meat with one of my backers for my start up, sundy is also 'mostly' free but i have to fnsh my homowork sometime and meet with my web designer guy for another project
other then that im free.....
....
right
norritt:
sure if you really wanna?
i was thinking of going to play some
magic card games with people
ill prolly be done by 11-1130 though
ill send you my #
i was thinking of going to play some
magic card games with people
ill prolly be done by 11-1130 though
ill send you my #
who else misses dr balls?
come on now...it's okay to admit
-me
come on now...it's okay to admit
-me
nicolelee:
WOW>... bringing back old shit.
norritt:
yup 
to whom it may concern:
...she loves you regardless.
-me
...she loves you regardless.
-me
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nicolelee:
do you miss me always being at Bar Louie?
nicolelee:
im coming home on either the 25th or 26th... i dont know how long i'll stay. probably til the 28th.
omg you got alan to write something on the fucking site. fall over!
omg you got alan to write something on the fucking site. fall over!
it's early in the day. too early for the raw ideas and pure thought that fill my head. the discourse that plays out in my mind is so harmonious i mistake it for rainfall.
these hours find my mind clear
what is it about this time of day that lends itself to such realization?
interview today. 2PM. wish me...whatever's best.
go jane go
-me
these hours find my mind clear
what is it about this time of day that lends itself to such realization?
interview today. 2PM. wish me...whatever's best.
go jane go
-me
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worldview:
you don't live in the Czech Republic silly.
norritt:
hey hope your interview was gud!
I tried coloring that picture more but its looking sucky
for some reason i think ill try to color it analog yeah i still
do stuff analog sometimes: old school
I tried coloring that picture more but its looking sucky
for some reason i think ill try to color it analog yeah i still
do stuff analog sometimes: old school