KEEP IT REAL.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a...
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three glasses of wine.
just finished season one of arrested development.
listening to nina simone.