xxmonsterxx

I'm not a meteorologist, but I do believe it's rainin bitches!!!!

So when I was about the age 13, 14 at the oldest, I came across an issue of playboy. Well by the a boy is that age, playboy is almost g-rated but I checked it out, anyway. The centerfold caught my attention and for a number of years she was a favorite adult/nude/playboy model of mine.

I know this seems like TMI but I'm getting...
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Has anybody else noticed that in the commercial for the new Karate Kid movie, Jackie Chan yells at a young boy"Jacket off!!" he attempts to punch the boy. What kind of movie is this??

The asshole is back. For a short while anyway.

i'm back. at least for one more shot. not sure how much longer tho.

you want a good time? have your rig break down on a country highway and not even being able to leave it to walk to a gas station, then having to wait for a little mexican guy in a corvette to bring me 3 gallons of oil, only to make it to my destination an hour late and missing about 3 hours of sleep only...
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wow. sleep? what is that? oh right, that thing where you close your eyes.

i work too much to blog.

i work too much to have anything to blog about. so i guess it works out.

of my five tickets i got recently, about 3 have now been dismissed. now to tackle that pesky little "state inspection" issue and i should be squared away.

well i just got back from ohio. my grandma went to the hospital on a friday for breathing problems and was diagnosed with a bacterial pneumonia. the docs ran a CT scan on her and found a mass in her lung. on sunday she was diagnosed with lung cancer. unfortunately the cancer had metastasized and spread to her lungs and across her abdomen. i flew...
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fucking cancer.