Those shits at the post office can lick my balls.
I got FallByTheWayside's fucking valentine back in the mail. Again.
You know why this time? TOO MUCH POSTAGE!
TOO MUCH?! Shouldn't they just take it and run? I mean, isn't that like telling the cashier she gave you change for a $50 when you only gave her a $20?
FUCK ME, MAN! I...
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I got FallByTheWayside's fucking valentine back in the mail. Again.
You know why this time? TOO MUCH POSTAGE!
TOO MUCH?! Shouldn't they just take it and run? I mean, isn't that like telling the cashier she gave you change for a $50 when you only gave her a $20?
FUCK ME, MAN! I...
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This is the GREATEST thing EVER:
This kid is from myspace. You can find him here.
He's been emailing me for days trying to talk to me. When I talk to him, this is how the conversation goes:
JonMichelinSucks (11:22:05 PM): HEY YOU!
LittleEvil3586 is no longer idle at 11:30:20 PM.
LittleEvil3586 (11:30:28 PM): whos this
JonMichelinSucks (11:30:38 PM): er..ashley.. from myspace!
LittleEvil3586 (11:30:59...
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This kid is from myspace. You can find him here.
He's been emailing me for days trying to talk to me. When I talk to him, this is how the conversation goes:
JonMichelinSucks (11:22:05 PM): HEY YOU!
LittleEvil3586 is no longer idle at 11:30:20 PM.
LittleEvil3586 (11:30:28 PM): whos this
JonMichelinSucks (11:30:38 PM): er..ashley.. from myspace!
LittleEvil3586 (11:30:59...
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madison:
i love when you 
on my set!!!!!
guys who dig sick girls are awesome.
i fell flat on my ass on a first date. then went on a second date to show him the bruise.
on my set!!!!!
guys who dig sick girls are awesome.
i fell flat on my ass on a first date. then went on a second date to show him the bruise.
nimiipuu:
Guy's can be creeps sometimes.
Sorry Raymond sucks so much. Sounds like its a good thing they got someone as kick ass as you there
[Edited on Feb 18, 2005 11:33AM]
Sorry Raymond sucks so much. Sounds like its a good thing they got someone as kick ass as you there
[Edited on Feb 18, 2005 11:33AM]
Ugh.
I just got FallByTheWayside's Valentine card back (meaning the one I send HIM) because (and I quote) an "aditional 12 cents postage surcharge" is needed because it "exceeds its aspect ratio."
Pfft. Fucking lame.
Since a lot of the cards I sent out were, in fact, the same size and shape (square) I assume I'll be getting them back, as well...
Sorry boys...
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brian666:
down with to post office i got my card hahahah. and she hang out with me hahaha then one time a band camp. no no no. that isn't how it was hay ash what the f if up i tried to email you but my comp sucks and i'm dumb and when i click on contact on the sg page it doesn't do shit give me a call on friday if you'rs not doing anything bored till 5 pm when i go get the angels from the x
ps your eyes are waaaaay cool very nice
ps your eyes are waaaaay cool very nice
Woo..!
Happy Valentine's Day, Boys and Girls...
A special Happy V-Day to Cypress...because he rocks my socks to Bangladesh and back! w00t!
One for Swanlee as well, because..well..because he deserves it.
One to Lexie because she's...because she's Lexie and she rocks!
Another one to FallByTheWayside because he's adorable.
One for NiMiiPuu because I can...
One for Clintron because he's so gosh darn cute, and...
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Happy Valentine's Day, Boys and Girls...
A special Happy V-Day to Cypress...because he rocks my socks to Bangladesh and back! w00t!
One for Swanlee as well, because..well..because he deserves it.
One to Lexie because she's...because she's Lexie and she rocks!
Another one to FallByTheWayside because he's adorable.
One for NiMiiPuu because I can...
One for Clintron because he's so gosh darn cute, and...
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arwen11:
You have excellent hair! (Cypress said to come and kiss and lick you 
so... 
)
(Cypress said to come and kiss and lick you so... ) 
unknowntrigram:
welcome to the bcb group
I will be sending out lovely lovely Valentine's shtuff to any and all interested!
Unless you are creepy. You know who you are.
Everyone needs lovin, and I figure hey..why not? I've got lots 'o love, and no one to give it to.
So yeah...Who's game? (send me emails! I'll send you shtuff! Can't go wrong, people!)
And if you're in the mood to reciprocate,...
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Unless you are creepy. You know who you are.
Everyone needs lovin, and I figure hey..why not? I've got lots 'o love, and no one to give it to.
So yeah...Who's game? (send me emails! I'll send you shtuff! Can't go wrong, people!)
And if you're in the mood to reciprocate,...
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spidermale:
I cant be the first one to say this and Im sure i wont be the last...but for a lame valentines day pick up line howsabout...
baby you got stars on your chest cuz your body is out of this world!
anyways.
yeah.
baby you got stars on your chest cuz your body is out of this world!
anyways.
yeah.
clintron:
ah... lick me... please?
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carpe_diem:
thats so much money not good
hmmm so it might just be wafer. Hahaha. I will somehow make it with some kind of fake chocolate though. I will get my best men onto it at once.
Also you are cute. Exessively cute and pretty if you ask me
not good
hmmm so it might just be wafer. Hahaha. I will somehow make it with some kind of fake chocolate though. I will get my best men onto it at once.
Also you are cute. Exessively cute and pretty if you ask me
lexie:
you are too cute
My my, seems like ages, huh kiddies?
Spent a lovely weekend with the ever splediferous Jeromy. He is wonderous!
Anyhoo, nothing much has happened in the last week or so...tragic, eh?
Oh...stupid me slept through an interview for a potentially decent job. I suck.
But monday (tomorrow?) I'm going for one at a diffenet place that will no doubt be a bitch to work...
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Spent a lovely weekend with the ever splediferous Jeromy. He is wonderous!
Anyhoo, nothing much has happened in the last week or so...tragic, eh?
Oh...stupid me slept through an interview for a potentially decent job. I suck.
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dusty:
um, will you please lick me with that tongue? cuz i think im in love...oh sigh...haha...hey by the way...thanks for your words on my set...made me smile!!!
carpe_diem:
too long I dont like it hehehe
Ohhh new job would be good
I dont like it hehehe
Ohhh new job would be good
Have I mentioned yet that it's cold here? Because it is. Goddamned new england weather. Goddamned snow!
GODDAMNED COLD! I swear, every time I get all the snow cleared off my car...it snows again!
AAARG!
So..yeah. I want a fucking twix. Really bad. Like..like..like nobodies business! I wanna be in the mix! Too bad theres no such thing as a vegan twix.
So anyhoo...I'm...
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GODDAMNED COLD! I swear, every time I get all the snow cleared off my car...it snows again!
AAARG!
So..yeah. I want a fucking twix. Really bad. Like..like..like nobodies business! I wanna be in the mix! Too bad theres no such thing as a vegan twix.
So anyhoo...I'm...
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carpe_diem:
Ohhh Ohhh just an additional note
You need more pictures. Your so gosh damn cute
You need more pictures. Your so gosh damn cute
american_exile:
so, are you ready to climb aboard and sail with the modern pirates group? After browsing some of your photos i think you'll bring just the kind of naughtiness to the group we need. hope you enjoy, dont be afraid to add your own topics. Welcome Aboard
Bleh. It's early, and I'm bored. Considering how early it is, I shouldn't be awake, let alone board...
So I decided today that I'm going to get a job. Today. I'm most likely setting myself up for failure, but hey, I've gotta start somewhere...
My whole motivation?...The fact that after this month, I'll have less than $600 in my bank account. Mother fucker!
Anyhoo...
Nothing...
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So I decided today that I'm going to get a job. Today. I'm most likely setting myself up for failure, but hey, I've gotta start somewhere...
My whole motivation?...The fact that after this month, I'll have less than $600 in my bank account. Mother fucker!
Anyhoo...
Nothing...
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carpe_diem:
hehehe awww im glad i made you cheery
I have had a good day, day off work because they decided they didnt need me to come in, My SG t-shirt arrived *swoon*, And i have spent my day watching the Monty Python DVD box set hehehe
You make my day by being so damn cute and adorable!!!
I think im going to go and find out about getting a tattoo this week too
I have had a good day, day off work because they decided they didnt need me to come in, My SG t-shirt arrived *swoon*, And i have spent my day watching the Monty Python DVD box set hehehe
You make my day by being so damn cute and adorable!!!
I think im going to go and find out about getting a tattoo this week too
brian666:
I'LL BE YOU FRIEND LEWIS BLACK IS GREAT BECAUSE HE SAYS THE THINGS WE ALL THINK
Why is it that every time I think I'm about to fall in love again, he opens his mouth to asure me that I'm not?
Maybe it's for the best...
Maybe it's for the best...
carpe_diem:
awww dont worry hun.
In my experience, things work out, for the best or otherwise, theres not much we can do about it. But dont worry im sure it will be ok for you
Awww made my day with the ratties!
awww dont worry hun.
In my experience, things work out, for the best or otherwise, theres not much we can do about it. But dont worry im sure it will be ok for you
Awww made my day with the ratties!
bradley27:
bah i want it more than others hehe just sad
'Twasn't mites, after all. Just a minor (though still icky) case of fleas. Ugh.
Flea spray and a warm bath...not the ratties idea of a good time. Wasn't a good time for my hands and arms, either, let me tell ya!
But now, they're clean, they smell good, and they're not itchin'. w00t!
On an unrelated note, something terrible (and unexplainable) happened to my computer...
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Flea spray and a warm bath...not the ratties idea of a good time.
Wasn't a good time for my hands and arms, either, let me tell ya!
But now, they're clean, they smell good, and they're not itchin'. w00t!
On an unrelated note, something terrible (and unexplainable) happened to my computer...
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fragglerocker:
puters are stupid sometimes. clean rats are good rats
carpe_diem:
Awwww im sorry
You'll always have your memories though...sorry im not really sure why i said that. Seemed suitable
Awwww little ratty bath hahaha that does sound strangely like fun to me hehe Did they have little arm bands and a small toy boat? If they did that would make my life, and if they didnt....Humor me
You'll always have your memories though...sorry im not really sure why i said that. Seemed suitable
Awwww little ratty bath hahaha that does sound strangely like fun to me hehe
Did they have little arm bands and a small toy boat? If they did that would make my life, and if they didnt....Humor me Ugh.
Just discovered that the ratties have mites. I have no idea what they are, really - they're teeny tiny reddish flea looking things. I figured as much right from day one, considering what little I know about their history, but every time I've checked them I've found nothing...
And now the Colonel is sneezing lots, too. I don't know what's up with them...
But...
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Just discovered that the ratties have mites. I have no idea what they are, really - they're teeny tiny reddish flea looking things. I figured as much right from day one, considering what little I know about their history, but every time I've checked them I've found nothing...
And now the Colonel is sneezing lots, too. I don't know what's up with them...
But...
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carpe_diem:
you have a rat called the colonel!!!!!!!! your the coolest person i know!
If you cant find them anywhere, mabye they arnt dangerous. Hmmm.
I used to have mice he he they ruled the roost!
you have a rat called the colonel!!!!!!!! your the coolest person i know!
If you cant find them anywhere, mabye they arnt dangerous. Hmmm.
I used to have mice he he they ruled the roost!
Is the tongue the same way?
Hehehe