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is it a good thing or a bad thing to be too busy to pee?

surreal
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msstabby:
it depends. what were you doing at the time that prohibited you from peeing?
richardson:
thank you! can't wait for your parisian package to arrive.

as for your busy-ness: as long as your clients are into golden showers and stuff it's perfectly fine!
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The "Best" of Whineluvr:

Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
by Timothy D. Wilson
NY Times 12/29/05

It's navel gazing time again, that stretch of the year
when many of us turn our attention inward and think
about how we can improve the way we live our lives.
But as we embark on this annual ritual of
introspection, we would do well to ask ourselves...
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richardson:
no. i'm not in the mood for partying, seriously. cheer me up.
richardson:
thanks. but i can't open it. is it a song?
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NEW YORK - More than nine out of 10 Americans, men and women alike, have had premarital sex, according to a new study. The high rates extend even to women born in the 1940s, challenging perceptions that people were more chaste in the past.

"This is reality-check research," said the study's author, Lawrence Finer. "Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans,...
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severus:
Bed? What's that? I have no idea anymore.
richardson:
yeah. i'm waiting for my birthday presents. maybe i'll be luckier then.
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Americans will spend nearly 10 hours a day watching television, surfing the Internet, reading books, newspapers and magazines and listening to music this year, the U.S. Census Bureau said on Friday.

In its "Statistical Abstract of the United States: 2007" released on Friday, the agency also noted that Americans drink about a gallon of soda a week, along with a half gallon each of milk,...
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richardson:
yeah. what the fuck. thank god i have a consultant handy. i'll sue their asses off if they're gonna make problems with paying my last salaries and giving me an excellent reference.
richardson:
it's melodramatic. it's been the same with two girls before me, i should have known better. i don't care for christmas, now i have to look out for a new job while i should be busy finishing my exam paper. this sucks.
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There are some people here whom are very kind.

Thank you!

You're the only reason I might stay.....
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richardson:
oh. i must have misunderstood your last email where you promised tons of precious little things to me.
richardson:
ok. teach me a lesson. what was wrong this time? enjoy it. (pff. want to hear YOU speak german, smart ass.)
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits."

Albert Einstein

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severus:
get your goddamn skype thing working so i can SAY merry christmas to you + some other things.
severus:
you're such a mean machine.
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"SOUTH PLAINFIELD, N.J. - Taco Bell ordered scallions removed from its 5,800 U.S. restaurants Wednesday after tests suggested they may be responsible for the E. coli outbreak that has sickened at least three dozen people in three states.

The fast-food chain said preliminary testing by an independent lab found three samples of green onions appeared to have a dangerous strain of the bacteria."

You KNEW...
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severus:
Sure, everyone's welcome to Santa's lap you know.
severus:
Well, now I've got some light reading to do. wink Thanks.
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Who makes UI decisions here? Whoever you are, if you're reading this I urge you to get a CAT scan soon.

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richardson:
now it's your turn to check your inbox.
richardson:
i'd rather prefer a french girl.
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All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places
Worn out faces

Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere
Going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
no expression
No expression

Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
no tomorrow
No tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which im...
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severus:


Ummm.
richardson:
say something about the new layout! better: do something!!
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Horrorscope

During this time you may find your own inward unconscious drives mirrored in someone else's actions. Usually this occurs as a conflict in which the other person acts very irrationally and compulsively in ways that are detrimental to your goals. Look at this person very carefully. Although it may seem quite magical, he or she is really reflecting your own inward ego problems. The...
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richardson:
i hope not.
severus:
oh my gawd.
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...and now some politics.

here's a quote from Rush Limbaugh just yeterday: "What the hell! We're going to bring Syria and Iran in to fix Iraq, why not let them just fix the whole region? If we're heading to civil war -- I mean, everybody comes to us: 'You got to fix this and you got to fix that.' So we go and try to...
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severus:
I'll go to bed now. You got a confused Gmail. Oh how fun. I love when you 'speak' Swedish, snygging. kiss
rys:
another random political blog. me likes smile