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Woohoo! My Christmas computer finally arrived! I have successfully entered the late 90's!

I built myself a bed around 4 yesterday morning, and boy, is it better than sleeping on the floor.

Whew, beds, computers, when will this crazy ride end?

Oh, and by the way...GRAND BUFFET and GIL MANTERA'S PARTY DREAM are the two new bestest bands ever.
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penelopelee:
don't want to meet your daddy.
just want you in my caddy.


...i'm just being honest.
penelopelee:
"I've seen the way you behave with women. In that respect you are totally unreliable, but we could have an interesting life together." -- Pauline Potter, proposing to her future husband, Baron Philippe de Rothschild

either update your journal or hurry up and get popular, before people REALIZE WHAT A STALKER I AM.
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I am one fat Christmas fucker. I shouldn't have to eat again 'til, say, March. And I got a computer, but stupid Gateway didn't get it shipped in time.

Working New Year's Eve, woohoo! get to deal with all the amateurs.
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penelopelee:
ps. i'm going to pour fake blood all over my old flight attendant uniforms [stewardess, my ass] and send them to you.

signed "love, julie." haaaahaaaa.
alicetrip:
your tattoos are awesome! btw, where are u a bartender? tongue
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Well I slept in the warm embrace of yesterday's arms,
and I woke up with today's cold fingers wrapped around my neck.

Been outta commission for a bit, but you may all rest easily now for I have returned.

I get to leave town for THREE WHOLE DAYS for christmas. But who wants to leave NYC when my favoritest girl is coming back for a...
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unnecessaryz:
Welcome back, tough guy. You gonna be around on New Years?
penelopelee:
mix sent bitchchchchchchchchhhhhh.
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Holy crap I'm hung over. Somebody order me some tacos! No lettuce. Plenty hot sauce. And a glass bottle Coke. Ugh, I knew there was a reason I hadn't drunk Jaegermeister since junior high.

God, I have so much work to do. And I really hope "Vickie" isn't some busted bar hooker. Can I really hang out with someone named "Vickie" though? And can I...
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penelopelee:
guess what. you're the best. even for 45 seconds at my birthday party.

[heart]
penelopelee:
i'm suppressing my own vickie comment.

hurry up and find a computer and update your journal, yo.
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Where be the East Coast up in this piece, son?

Seriously, where's the Atlantic Solidarity?
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penelopelee:
it HAILED today. and snowed. fuck this shit, yo.
unnecessaryz:
Nice bar. Are you there every weekend? I'm on A amost every Saturday, so I'd stop by nice and regular to say what's up on my yellow brick road of booze.
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boy, i should be studying. mad
penelopelee:
everyone applies to model. did she get accepted?
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Finally have pictures up, yay!!! Thanks penny.

Saw Matrix: Revolutions, it was fantastic. Didn't end like everyone will want it to, but ended like it should. And the best battle scene ever in cinema.

This promises to be a good weekend.
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penelopelee:
picture caption #3: that's waxangel feeling up my date.
penelopelee:
i just noticed that your internet boyfriend is really hot. don't front.
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cranky old farts need love, too.
soeffinhappy:
No they don't liar.
penelopelee:
i got your love right here, bitch.

dude, joey imed me today on what i thought was your screenname all "who the fuck is this? who the fuck is pennyellope??" and scared the shit out of me. i talked to him for all of 5 minutes before he was like, "oh. you have red hair, right? i've heard about you." hahahahhahaa! how's that for embarrassing?
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aaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! mad mad mad
penelopelee:
take a chill pill, dude. no. forget it. just save them all for me.

i'll beat those psych club bitches up for you, don't you worry. and everyone else, just because.

i'm mailing you your mix early, so you can get all the making fun of it out of your system before i get home. it's pretty funny.

what's the MATTER?