Everyone is posting jokes so i figured i would post my favorite. it is off colour and contains poor language, so if that offends you, keep reading.
Two weasels are sitting in a bar. the first weasel turns to the second and declares, in a loud clear voice "so, i slept with your mother last night"
the entire bar hears this and goes silent to...
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Ive been pondering this, as well as many other questions, but im wondering what the world of SG thinks.
the idea of a threesome makes no sense to me. maybe i am old school, but the way i seeit, if it is me and two girls, that is just weird. i mean yeah, 4 boobs are better than 2. in fact, more boobs is always a great things. bring um on. but i only have 1 cock (unfortunately) and as such can only pay...
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One of my all time fantasies would be to have sex with a girl, but her tied to the bed, blind fold her, ear plugs,and have a vibrator or equivalent placed in a way where it wont slip out, then go and do some mundane task for a bit, then come back and and have sex again. Just my thought of the day.
my new years resolution is simple, to stay loyal and true to my friends, kind and out going to strangers, and to bring bloody and awful vengence to my enemies (you know who you are).
soraleia:
looking good!
my best friend gave me this mug for christmas and its perfect, i drink a lot fo tea and this will make it even better
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lord_renob:
Kick ass!
mascha:
:)
