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Why is it that a random tastebud get a lil knocked outta place and then hurt like a motherfucker! ?!?!?!

grrr tongues...such Great pleasure givers of the body.. yet even tongues have problems! I guess if i got knocked outta place i would hurt toO!
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demigauge:
yeha but it's even worse when you get them pierced
morgan:
I am always and forever biting my tongue. I don't know why God had to make me so retarded. Stupid God.
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my back aches... my skirts to tight... my hip shake from left to right... say ummungowa... violet's got the power... i say uummm ungowa! Violets go the power!

Can you believe something that dumb was a cheer we used to do at my high school.. .minus the violet part.. we were lame.

Life is good... I did this amazing project for my digital illustration project.....
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lundona:
Ya backs damn fine, ya skirts too low, luv them hips movin too and fro.

Yeah violets got the power!!....uh huh..yeah violets got the power!!...thats my cry of release heard from the shower..

hehe..D~

(my ken sadly has no arrow..really..I've peeked"
honkeylipps:
Barbies have 1001 uses. Many of which also require fire-crackers and pellet guns. Including your diagram I'm now up to 1002!
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meow ruff ruff meow ruff ruff..

i'm part sex kitten.... part ferocious k-nine... wanna play?
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pigs9488:
Im a mountain goat
lundona:
Your live in Eugene!..ok, so I just know that Up yer butt and around the corner is right next to Springfield.

So, perhaps I'll have a random drive by viewing of you, if so I'll make sure I scream out as loud as possible then run naked across the street while waving my tube sox with holes in.

anyways..till next time..be good...good kitty...bad dog! mmmgood kittyyy....mmmbaaaaddd doooggg....Grrrrrrrrr
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do i have a problem if the happiest moments of my life are when i am having sex?
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atomic_tiki:
if it's a problem then here is a solution: HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME!!
violet:
Now you guys understand my hot bobby predicament if sex is what makes me happy then his dick is my prozac!
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You know what is so great about technology is the one thing that sux about it. It's SO awesome that technology advancements are creating all these wonderful computer programs like new versions of photoshop and illustrator, and flash, dreamweaver, etc.. but there constant out put of new versions means a constant learning process. If I fall behind it's like learning this shiet all over again....
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rawr_ima_monster:
argh. I feel for you on the adobe update syndrome.
what's the point of goign to art school and mastering a program when the software company puts out a new version every year and you have to keep learnign it's new options, and all of a sudden everyone expects you to know it.
-we should put some sort of dampener on those adobe cats.
Dave
yemyam:
First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! I bet more people see that than the phone book - Steve Martin, The Jerk. wink
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I'm sitting across from hot bobby right now, he is studying like a little study bug. We went to this ski primiere tonight and it was ok, fun to be doing something different. I noticed a lot of very cute ski bums in the audience,... it was sweet.

So I guess bobby has fallen in love...
with my
computer....
and now he wants to be...
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illbillzillbub:
Ive combusted and the ashes have blown away in the wind
honkeylipps:
'puters... I'm a slave to them but not because I think they're sexy...

And Jeez... why don't you just make a man out of hot Bobby again already...Rokken!
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are those space pants baby, cause your ass is OUTTATHIS WORLD! Blizam!
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whiskey_____:
My mum once told me to use that line. The scary part is, I think she was serious.
pinup:
I wish I had more junk in the truck. Damn.

Jenna
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Why my computer is the best boyfriend i have ever had:

1) It is always there for me whenever i need it
2) it's never has bad breath in the morning
3) it encourages me to communicate w/ my friends
4) it inspires me to be creative
5) It makes me money
6) It's cute
7) It's all mine and will never leave me for...
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vivalafrisbee:
D Kitten,
Excellent 3rd set! So here is a test... 3 clues to figure out who I am.
1. Good running into you in the grocery store a few weeks ago.
2. You were wearing a blue wig when we first met.
3. You really enjoyed the way a certain part of my body made
a certain part of your body feel.

If you figure it out, get in touch with me and lets catch up!
popezaphodi:
From "6) It's cute" I'm assuming you're using a Mac (like me!).
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i bought $275 worth of design books today! EEP! well i put em on daddy's bookstore credit card, of which helps me with text books, but instead i buy computer books and design books! I'm such a swindler! eep!

I'm going to a show tonight at a local bar to watch the coolest local band in the whole entire world! Avery Bell! I'm their photographer...
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violet:
unfortunately the card only works at the bookstore! he has an account set up w/ em.
hatefulerin:
violet you're brilliant!
birthday party! yes!!
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You know you have had a good weekend when:

1) You had so much fun you can barely remember it.
2) You broke lots of rules.
3) You spilled alcohol on your shirt three times while taking shots.
4) You wore a new jacket and everyone just kept touching you because you looked so soft in it.
5) Your hair looked great.
6) You had...
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hatefulerin:
i'm going to hatch a scheme; i'll let you know when i've figured it out.
catdad:
sounds like you like kitties and chickens too.
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Yea last night was a lil uneventful. I just stopped by a couple of friends' and visited. i was home and in bed by 1, but it was good to at least not be stuck in the little confined head quarters of my bedroom. I'm sitting at work right now, groggy but comfy... I think tonight is going to be ooodles of fun because my...
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gofspoon:
"Ma'am. . . . . . step AWAY from the Hot Bobby!"

Okay, so the pizza was REAL good, put not as good as the Violet would be.

Have fun tonight babycakes!
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Going out tonight! i'm gonna get some pussy...pussy pussy pusssayyyyyyyy....... meow! Isn't that the little chant before they go out?
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jesus_christ:
personally, i don't. but then...i'm committed...i guess i go out with the intention of making pussy want me and then...well i suppose i'm a tease...a male tease...is that new? am i cool for it? somebody throw me a line here.

pussy tease...i like the sound...rhymes with "please" but still isn't...kind of teases...hmmm...
tinfoilhalo:
Violet , you may be the horniest girl in the whole entire world . (Wiping a tear from my eye) God bless you You magnificent , horny , little , tart !!!! If only I knew ya' better things would change .

I looked up my butt and around the corner and strangely you weren't there . Please explain . I won't tell you who was there because they choose to remain anonymous , but it DEFINITELY wasn't you . Hmmmmmm....you didn't just make that up , did you ?

Well , I hope you get some lovin' tonight . It doesn't look as if I'm going to so I'll have to just live vicariously through you . Make him/her/it scream MY name . I'd appreciate it . wink