I am hairless monkey boy. Behold my innane squirrel chatter and mindless tree-swinging antics. Marvel at the intense pleasure I achieve from self-gratification and other bodily functions, but be ready to duck!
Now, I shall go forth and pick fleas from the scalp of my future mate to show her how much I care for her. We will eat banannas and hump happily until the...
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Now, I shall go forth and pick fleas from the scalp of my future mate to show her how much I care for her. We will eat banannas and hump happily until the...
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luckyride:
great post regarding the draft issue you hairless
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dorian:
I am totally impressed by this post, you win!
Wow. I go to a club last week, I meet a hot chick. I go to the club this week, I meet a different hot chick. This is soooooo not normal. Women in clubs usually hate me. What has changed? I'm confused and getting rapidly poor from cover charges and expensive drinks, but I'm loving the attention. At this rate I may find a girlfriend...
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quasi_sean:
Confidence? New shirt? Different enviornment? So many factors...regardless...congratulations...you man whore. 
Days flow into nights and back into days in swift procession like a column of soldiers at double-time. Am I happy? Sad? Nothing sticks out. Nothing separates on moment from the next. They just drift by. I guess I feel good. I don't feel bad. I can't be sure I feel anything.
Ah, well. I can laugh at myself and play that goofy "24 hours...
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Ah, well. I can laugh at myself and play that goofy "24 hours...
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quasi_sean:
Been right where you are...where you can't really say how you feel...do they even have a word for it? Content? I don't know...
regardless, i do kind of miss that time on occasion, but realize I can't worry too much because it is gone and thinking about it will do nothing but upset me.
meanwhile, good luck on your search!
regardless, i do kind of miss that time on occasion, but realize I can't worry too much because it is gone and thinking about it will do nothing but upset me.
meanwhile, good luck on your search!
Happy Birthday to me.
quasi_sean:
Happy Birthday Violence Jack.
*squeezes man-boobs*
*squeezes man-boobs*
Still breathing.
quasi_sean:
me too...hooray for us, huh?
roxxee:
Yes, and that really does count for something some days doesn't it? Be well. I hope everything goes your way.
I hope everything goes your way.Hmm. I have spent my morning listening to Green Day while downloading huge porn files from Kazaa and reading about Rene Descartes and sociological perspectives on race and ethnicity. What a strange world we live in. Or is it just me?
Check out new limbogirl Jana, she looks like a 12 yr old Brittney Spears. I wonder who will be the first to take...
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Check out new limbogirl Jana, she looks like a 12 yr old Brittney Spears. I wonder who will be the first to take...
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"...In your eyes/ The light, the heat? In your eyes/ I am complete/ In your eyes/ The resolution/ Of a thousand fruitless searches/ ...I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your eyes..."
-Peter Gabriel, "In your eyes"
I watched "Say Anything" the other day, and halfway through I got the email that ended whatever hope I had of Amanda. I'm glad...
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-Peter Gabriel, "In your eyes"
I watched "Say Anything" the other day, and halfway through I got the email that ended whatever hope I had of Amanda. I'm glad...
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roxxee:
Sounds like a lovely new beginning. I plan to get over to Amstradam at some point. As soon as I'm all better and I get all the official DEERS stuff for my son out of the way. The Army is SO slow. Of course you would know that. I hate even being around it. It makes me sad to see everyone look the same, act the same, be forced to conform. The same person multiplied a thousand times walking around outside. It's sucking the life out of me I think.
roxxee:
Sounds like a lovely new beginning. I plan to get over to Amstradam at some point. As soon as I'm all better and I get all the official DEERS stuff for my son out of the way. The Army is SO slow. Of course you would know that. I hate even being around it. It makes me sad to see everyone look the same, act the same, be forced to conform. The same person multiplied a thousand times walking around outside. It's sucking the life out of me I think.
The wind is carrying an ocean of dark grey coulds overhead. The lines of rich green evergreen trees surrounding my apartment complex sway like line dancers to an inaudable rhythm. The air is heavy and moist, and the first few drops have coated the parking lots and streets with a glistening sheen. There is no sunset, only the gradual shift from light to dark.
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quasi_sean:
Violence Jack, without words, so many of us would have been gone before the age of thirteen. Whether we keep them to ourselves as mementos of personal hell, or display them so that others may read and say "Holy Shit, that's exactly how I feel but have never been able to express so beautifully..." then that is up to us.
Keep writing, keep posting, and hang onto your friends.
Keep writing, keep posting, and hang onto your friends.
My horoscope for yesterday:
More than likely, you have gotten yourself tangled in a deep mental drama over a series of recent incidents, dear Scorpio. Your mind may be working overtime in order to solve the riddles that lie before you. It is quite possible, however, that the reality of the situation is that you are simply making a huge deal over nothing. Today is...
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More than likely, you have gotten yourself tangled in a deep mental drama over a series of recent incidents, dear Scorpio. Your mind may be working overtime in order to solve the riddles that lie before you. It is quite possible, however, that the reality of the situation is that you are simply making a huge deal over nothing. Today is...
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quasi_sean:
That is the beauty of the journal. The canvas for your rantings and all those things that may or may not seem trivial to everyone else in the world, but do infact mean something to you. It's us (the commenters) who choose to toss our two cents in on the matter. And you pick and scrape off your heart....you really do. Kudos to you Violence Jack. Whether this gal is the right one for you or not, (not knowing her, I couldn't tell) you will meet a woman who completely appreciates a man who digs detail like you do. It really is a rad quality.
I've discovered that it is more or less impossible to understand someone who doesn't tell you anything. So, next chance I get I will interrogate her thoroughly until I have this good and figured out.
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corvus_pdx:
Dong Chim!
quasi_sean:
Oh no, not surreal...maybe completely confused and psuedo-poetic, but definately not surreal. But thank you anyway, buddy. *bows*
I told her today that my plan was persistence. I will keep asking her out, and eventually she will cave. She said yes, yes she probably will. She has given in to the inevitability of me. I am finally reaching her. God, that's a relief. To invest so much of myself in this and not have it work would suck.
Maybe I am a dork...
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Maybe I am a dork...
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roxxee:
I think that is exactly what love is. I just adored what you wrote in my journal. Being in love with the world is such a rare thing, you should cherish the feeling. Thank you so much for your encouragment and kind words. Whoever "she" is, if she is smart she'll give you a chance. Your just wonderful. Good luck to you.
Thank you so much for your encouragment and kind words. Whoever "she" is, if she is smart she'll give you a chance. Your just wonderful. Good luck to you. Mmmm, progress. The girl is communicating with me. This is a good sign.