HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic...
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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic...
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FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them...
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PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them...
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varuka_salt:
Scary thing is I've actually heard that joke before! 
Some scumbag piece of shit robbed our shop today. We think we know who it is. Whoever it was took about $20,000 worth of tools and equipment that me and about 20 other people rely on to make our living. Hopefully the cops find him before I do. Luckily, my boss has some reserve capital and is buying some new tools so we can continue...
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Being in the pool business, I've dug a lot of holes. The one I just dug behind my shed was the hardest one by far. I'm such a pussy...I really miss that cat. 
zarth:
Jesus, I'm sorry to hear about your cat.
What was her name?
What was her name?
Two nights ago, after dinner, my daughter let out a blood curdling scream. I rushed to her room to find one of our three cats dead. Less than an hour before, I was petting her, telling her she was my favorite cat. She had the best personality ever. She never bit or scratched anyone, no matter how rough the kids handled her. She was also...
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Ok.. a little about me. I'm married, have two kids and fix holes in the ground for a living. My wife dispenses compressed and liquefied ancient bio-mass. The work's tough at both places, but occasionally the view is nice. we're members of the swingers group and can also be found @ swinglifestyle.com. Other than that, just your average, run of the mill, leftie, non sheeple...
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sick:
You know, I never said Americans are lazy. I said there are jobs most of them don't want to do.
What I do have a problem with is people making assumptions about other peoples' work ethic with no basis in fact.
As to this, my comment in the thread was in reference to this article on Mexican immigrants in the Minnesota dairy farming industry. According to the article, and from what I have witnessed in person, the dairy farmers in my state have difficulty finding white Americans willing to work in the conditions of a dairy farm, for standard farm wages.
Therefore, there is a basis in fact.
That being said, I have great respect for anyone who is willing to work hard, American or immigrant, so more power to you!
jamiebond told me I better start typing if I want to swing here....so here I go!!
Hehehehe hehehe..hey Butthead...I'm blogging...hehehee..heeehhehe..
My wife is sending you and email from her yahoo account right now....
Hehehehe hehehe..hey Butthead...I'm blogging...hehehee..heeehhehe..
My wife is sending you and email from her yahoo account right now....