I've bullshit here long enough it's time to start working on my new story. I'm pretty sure I've perfected the art of procrastination.
fuck it. something's gotta give. I'm in the mood to talk people.
My head is killing me, too much fucking stress, and I'm just thinking too much.
you can't turn a hoe into a house wife once she's a hoe she's a hoe for life, but a Japanese maid now that's a different story.....
felineasaurus:
CATCHY! 
Great idea for a party, throw a party celebrating a friends accomplishment and invite everyone you know except the friend who's accomplishment you're celebrating. That way when John asks you what's wrong the next day you can tell him, " I'm just hung over brah, me and the boys were out all night partying and celebrating that big promotion of yours, nice job buddy."
xmisskrisx:
Lol, that's pretty funny. Better yet call him and ask for a sober ride home from his own party
some good shit
I'm laying in bed right now and damn do I don't want to get up. Maybe I'll be a bum and sleep some more xD
Good shit, enough said.
gi_jo:
sometimes that's all it takes.
It's so true, not many can stand up to the badass that is Mr. Spock
beezle:
Hahaha that is awesome
this shit is fucking brilliant!