Due to my gnarkill migraine last night I really didn't do anything of any consequence. I went out for dinner with my friend Marissa and her sister, tried to kill my headache with some advil migraine and a couple mojitos and yeah. Had to leave at 11 because my head hurt so bad I thought I was going to pass out. Took another advil on...
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Fucking migraines the last 2 days. Shit blows goats let me tell you.
I went and got my hair and make-up did today, so Johnny Vagina better appreciate it or I'll make out with his sister. And anyone else's sister I can get my paws on.
Perhaps some whiskey will cure what ails me.
Dear wife, our necklaces will be delivered soon. I am excited...
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I went and got my hair and make-up did today, so Johnny Vagina better appreciate it or I'll make out with his sister. And anyone else's sister I can get my paws on.
Perhaps some whiskey will cure what ails me.
Dear wife, our necklaces will be delivered soon. I am excited...
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sapperdevil:
ummmm... i hafta be in the army at least 2 more months if they dont stop-loss me and send me to another 3rd world country =( I've been trying to dip out of any responsibilities thus far(they already made me stay another year), Anyhoo.. im pist b/c i mist the warped tour in Long Beach(wanted to seel dropkick and the Transplants), but I think i wanna get a job in santa barbara or san luis obispo.... anyways... i think what i wanted to say in my last post, but didn't is that your really beautiful!! and maybe I'm off-base for telling you this, but I cant help it =) sorry. -Daniel
the_reverend:
Migraines are a bitch.
This whole "being here for myself" is kind of nice.
Also, my gorgeous wife keeps finding me husbands in Seattle. God I love her
Today I clean. A lot. And maybe go swimming or something. I feel the urge to sit in water and get burned. We shall see. I am truckless until the mechanics call me back so I am limited in where I...
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Also, my gorgeous wife keeps finding me husbands in Seattle. God I love her
Today I clean. A lot. And maybe go swimming or something. I feel the urge to sit in water and get burned. We shall see. I am truckless until the mechanics call me back so I am limited in where I...
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thegreencheshire:
Holy Crap! That is the one of the cutest puppies I have ever seen... felt compelled to make that known. Completely Random... heh.
xthereisxnohopex:
yes nice to meet you too... 
haha i like your saying rocko.... "catch yea on the flipside. "
haha i like your saying rocko.... "catch yea on the flipside. "
Good morning. I am still half asleep. Somehow my phone bill is $170 this month. I am looking at the statement and I don't understand. I pay $80 a month flat and it rarely goes over that. I still do not see where they are getting the $170 from considering all of my phonecalls made this month were included in my calling plan. Maybe I...
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superscott:
i pay $120 a month on my phone and i never ever ever ever go over it's so nice =)
and i concore with miss roxy.
and i concore with miss roxy.
My main reasons for reading your journal are:
1. you're on my friends list.
2. You're so damn hot.
bleeder:
I wont fight a good cuddling.
Dude I lag. And suck. And think too much. And blah blah blah ad nauseum.
Shit to do today:
Finish laundry
Send my boss client names and addresses
Also send my boss some checks so I can get paid (good job Mary)
Hit the gym
Hit therapy
Hit work
Pick up scrips
Make appointment for my car to get fixed
Go grocery shopping
Clean my...
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Shit to do today:
Finish laundry
Send my boss client names and addresses
Also send my boss some checks so I can get paid (good job Mary)
Hit the gym
Hit therapy
Hit work
Pick up scrips
Make appointment for my car to get fixed
Go grocery shopping
Clean my...
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paleenchantress:
thank you for the birthday wishes ! 
deceptiviewfilm:
*Hugs and kisses* its going to be all right. Dont let it get ya down! @]-------,'------
Murder blood pain rage wooahhh
PMS how I love thee.
I am tired and do not want to go to the gym. Maybe I will do laundry and clean this morning until it is time to go to work, and then I'll just go to the gym later. Decisions like this should not be hard to make, but for some reason they are.
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PMS how I love thee.
I am tired and do not want to go to the gym. Maybe I will do laundry and clean this morning until it is time to go to work, and then I'll just go to the gym later. Decisions like this should not be hard to make, but for some reason they are.
At least...
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akasha823:
I am still to shy to try that. Well, unless I am drunk.
Alcohol works wonders for a lot of things.
Alcohol works wonders for a lot of things.
user304975207:
I started today. And now I want to die. As much as I dont hate me, I hate being a girl today.
My allergies are kickin, all my friends snore when they are drunk, I have 3 bouquets of flowers from 3 different people, I got like no sleep, there is a half empty bottle of zardetto next to my bed, I can't breathe, and I think Karla wants to ride me like a mountain bike.
And I'm doin it all again today. In 4 hours.
I...
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And I'm doin it all again today. In 4 hours.
I...
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two_d:
3 bouquets of flowers? your becoming quite the pimp girl 
user304975207:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I guess I'm just gonna let it go for now...
But I still want my wife. /conniption
But I still want my wife. /conniption
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superscott:
i'll let you let something go.......
deathhippie:
Sorry everything is sucking right now. If I did not live so far away I would offer you daily hugs. Guess this raincheck will have to do..
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Rain Check for 1 night of free hugs
redeemable any time with prior notice.
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Guess this raincheck will have to do..
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Rain Check for 1 night of free hugs
redeemable any time with prior notice.
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I have nothing to report. I spent last night bawling my eyes out because I am a stupid bitch. I spent this morning talking to my psychic, and then I went to lunch with Tami and my sister. Now I am home and I feel weird.
Supposedly I am going to see fuckhole on Sunday to get my stuff. I do not know what is...
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Supposedly I am going to see fuckhole on Sunday to get my stuff. I do not know what is...
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doll_:
i soooooo totally agree with kelly... im really worried about all of this saturday business... 
deathhippie:
If you don't think you should see him go with your instinics and don't see him. X's can be crazy.
I've decided that my "date" did not count considering I was a) drunk, b) out with a douchebag, and c) ended up crying. In fact, I am just going to pretend I never went out at all. Where was I instead? I was taking a bath, reading my book, and sleeping. Yes.
I called Derek this morning after I got off work and left him...
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I called Derek this morning after I got off work and left him...
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jerry1507:
just thank you very much!!
100xproofxwoman:
tell you about me? hm . . my name is Joanna and i am pretty much amazing 
Dating is weird. I don't think I'm cut out for it.
As many of you may or may NOT know, I have never been on an "actual" date. The majority of my relationships start in the bar and end in the bar. I go out, get drunk, meet some poor hapless fool, and we start drunkenly dating. Eventually one of us sobers up and it...
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As many of you may or may NOT know, I have never been on an "actual" date. The majority of my relationships start in the bar and end in the bar. I go out, get drunk, meet some poor hapless fool, and we start drunkenly dating. Eventually one of us sobers up and it...
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lores:
Hah - I did exactly that this week! I went on a date, got drunk, and now I'm in some kind of pseudo-relationship with someone I hardly know!
I gotta keep it going for a bit tho' - she has a hot tub.
I gotta keep it going for a bit tho' - she has a hot tub.
yuriel:
hey im sorry i was such an ass man i feel sore and tired lately and it shows no signs of abating.
and that cacation iw as so lookoingforward to them taking hell im not allowed to leave hte house and theyre likely to call me to make sure im not drinking. how much trouble can i get if im upstairs on the computer or playing hte ps2 anyways hah. oh well
i hope things are working out for you and little miss brooke she sreally cool too
i need to apologixe to her too.
and that cacation iw as so lookoingforward to them taking hell im not allowed to leave hte house and theyre likely to call me to make sure im not drinking. how much trouble can i get if im upstairs on the computer or playing hte ps2 anyways hah. oh well
i hope things are working out for you and little miss brooke she sreally cool too
i need to apologixe to her too.
I am turning into a goddamn cuddle slut.
P.S. Apparently I have a date tonight. Jesus god the things I get myself into.
And P.P.S. FUCK BEER PONG.
P.S. Apparently I have a date tonight. Jesus god the things I get myself into.
And P.P.S. FUCK BEER PONG.
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emiwat:
i want to play beer pong and be your cuddle slut!!
yeknomyknuf:
There's nothing wrong with cuddling, it's not the cuddling that makes babies! 
How was your date pretty lady? Lots of cuddling maybe? *hugs* thanks for your ever kind comments
How was your date pretty lady? Lots of cuddling maybe? *hugs* thanks for your ever kind comments
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