You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need...
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I used to have a cat that was half stolen half given away when I left Portland. In I still feel like shit about it but now I have seven cats. They aren't actually mine but I feed them and they knock around ping pong balls around the house. There are a ton of feral cats in Hawaii and mine are sort of feral. I...
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So what did I do this weekend? Well, we had a costume party Saturday, and as expected I got smashed. In the process I managed to get my hair cut by a young woman in a g string, chat up another in lingerie young enough to be my own, repell the advances of a harpy and got her into my roommates bed (damn, I'm funny),...
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Holy crap! Its freezing.....or 68F. I may have to close a window.

10 to 15 foot faces today....damn, now that's surf..

There must be some kind of planet
For all the people who can manage
All of us who can handle it
With all of this damage
DW, plan a
For all the people who can manage
All of us who can handle it
With all of this damage
DW, plan a
Weather suck where you are? consider my difficult life here
http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=96793
http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=96793
Okay, how about this one: What's orange and red and looks good on a hippie?
Fire
Fire

ATTENTION JOKE: What kind of weed do the really cool cats like best?? for answer scroll down
Meowie Wowie
Meowie Wowie
