Continuing my rant.....I really feel bad for the kids because I'm sure I looked like a total haole but its not like I could say "Sweeite, I've been to seminary and your parents are poorly educated and a vulnerable population that scumbags take advange of to pay their salaries. Hey, could I read you Jay Lifton's 8 criteria of mind control cults" I mean its...
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The local 'Pentacostalist' church or as I call them the Looney Brigade showed up today at 9pm to sing for money. I told them politely to leave but I have never seen religious people get this ugly. I mean it was like I told them they were in a cult, which I wanted to but didn't. I mean they *are* in a cult and not...
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A women robbed me today with her camera. Her name is Albertine, and I'm going to make her pay.
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When will my torment end? Ordering anything from the mainland takes forever, and my dvd and book from SG are taking forever. I always forget to get it express or some thing. 
I'm drinking a gin and tonic with lime. I picked the lime from a tree in my backyard. I win!
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unskeptic:
Reed is a place a few miles from Dante's where the Suicide Grrls with the highest IQ's go to college. Its a place where a vegan with multicolored hair and a live journal page is the norm. A Reedie is a student or former student of Reed.... Are you kidding me? Don't answer.....I'm not listening <fingers in ears> naaaaah, naaaah, naaaaah
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unskeptic:
Okay, your secret is safe with me.
Beaujolais Nouveau and a new Reagan set. Life is good. The wine is tres fruity and the set is tres hot. I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that Reagan is too thin. I thought she was perfect in Laundry Service, and way too thin in the Mushroom set. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
OPEN LETTER TO SUICIDE GIRLS PDX
I'm fuming mad and you're going to hear about it. I left Portland last winter in the rain. My girlfriend and I split up and I went to Hawaii to wait for her to move into another place. I never came back. I have been enjoying the Hawaiian sun, the Hawaiian weed, and the simple pleasure of doing not...
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I'm fuming mad and you're going to hear about it. I left Portland last winter in the rain. My girlfriend and I split up and I went to Hawaii to wait for her to move into another place. I never came back. I have been enjoying the Hawaiian sun, the Hawaiian weed, and the simple pleasure of doing not...
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unskeptic:
Yeah, I noticed that the weather in Portland was high 43F low 31, sunset 4:30. The weather here high 82, low I don't know but I sleep with the windows open and no sheet over me, sunset 5:45. Still Portland has all sorts of cool underground parties, great microbrewed beer, coffee houses, strip clubs, etc. I miss it. Why no suicidegrrrls here? I am going to fix that in a couple of months. I'm buying a few hundred SG stickers and am going to plaster Maui with them. I'm planning my crime wave now.....
unskeptic:
Not to be cruel but I put some pics of my backyard, or as the surf community calls it Sandpiles beach. Savor Portland, its all that.
So theoetically again, murder for hire, how many SG army points would that be? 
So, theoretically of course if I were to kill someone for SG would Stormy be active again?
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