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Okay, I'm slow, but...

What the hell happened to ava?
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muzencab:
You have a sawzall?
Basically it means "will you sleep with me." But if you want to get all technicall and shit...
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall, you know the song. That and just rail you like I hate you. You know that old chestnut. Oooh and chest and nutting...
robot
muzencab:
You sound scared. Oh well sex isnt for everyone.
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Me things no money sat on Monies chicks
Fillin Barcadi on club seats
Harm's represent the crease on wise fully feet harmly accriminate
Futuristic kittens of the street all malfunction seats
Crews stand like mannequins sportin names is Tim's
I'll make half your flaps burn is self-discipline
And supportin your kittens if you're convinced



How 'bout now?
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scooter11:
Well, on both counts it's not as if you have anything to be ashamed of, to put it mildly...
sebastian6:
cypress hill? i heard that song a few times.

i wish you weren't all the way in cali. or rather i wish i was out there too so i could ask ya on a real date. so i could fall into those eyes of yours.

-sebastian
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Futuristic kittens of the street all malfunction seats.
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thefuckoffkid:
It should be a crime, eh?

I saved you closet space. kiss
rskapcat74529:
I'm so confused...but you're still pretty. blush
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In discussing the various stereotypes in the movie Mona Lisa Smile with a friend last night, I brought up that Maggie Gyllenhaal's character could have been a lot more developed. I thought that she played the typical "daddy left me" slut quite well, but it was the sterotype that got to me.

Instead of a smart woman, ahead of her time (her time being the...
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sixfeetunder:
On your question about molds: Yeah i think we all come from molds.. Different molds.. you know what fuck molds mad

Have not seen Mona lisa smile
muzencab:
I keep bangin my elbow when I try to fit into other people molds. Damn it!!!
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Maybe I'm the afterglow.
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exene:
Howdy. We are pretty much neighbors, so I thought I'd say hi. I'm a fello orange-countian like your self. (Unfortunetly)...
silencenoir:
kiss
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I ate like 50 gazillion jellybeans today. I really don't recommend it. I think I'm going into insulin shock.
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bort79:
Happy New Year!!! smile
jeff_fries:
Enjoy your New Years. And good god damn luck with the potluck story thread; didn't mean to scoop you and your young republicans.

Off to a thing,
Jeff
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I'm home! I love home! And I love that Christmas is over. I adore my family, but sometimes I forget that being 500 miles away has its advantages.

Now to get through New Years...

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You messed with the wrong girl
She's small but she's fierce
She shattered the glass out
With the highs of a heel
You led with the wrong line
When you...
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silencenoir:
happiest of new year sweetie!
what are you doing for NYE?
kiss
jeff_fries:
My dad moved as part of his job, and I had planned to go to SDSU until they instituted a super strict exclusive nazi admission system. I hope to go to CSU San Marcos and get out of by parent's grasp.

The "blue" version of the Titanic love theme can be heard on the recent release "My Heart Will Go On... Naked"
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Happy Holidays, all. I'm off. Over the river and through the woods to Northern California I go. Have a good one. kiss


All I want for Christmas is my methadone
All I want for Christmas is to be left alone
All I want for Christmas is a free ride home
All I want for Christmas is heart to turn to stone
All I want for Christmas...
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stgeorge:
All I wanted for Christmas was 6000 miles away. kiss
silencenoir:
ohhhhhh, have a great time!! miss you and sending you many holiday kiss kiss
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You people have got to stop distracting me. I have to finish my Christmas shopping.
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soeffinhappy:
Good luck sucker!! HAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE THIS WEBSITE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
stgeorge:
Hmmmmm, let me think. How much ribbon would it take to wrap my ideal present. wink

kiss
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It'd be nice
To have a blowjob
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
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To have a blow job
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To have a blow job
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To have a blow job
It would be nice
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It would be nice...
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thefuckoffkid:
Night sexy. And I will play guitar with my teeth for you one day. kiss
sixfeetunder:
yes It would be nice.. But not from my mom..
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LIKES:
annoying ubiquitousness
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silencenoir:
I hate people who don't return calls too and I hate answering machines just as much!!

kiss
thefuckoffkid:
I'm almoooost done. I travel north next week, and back early in January, and I finish all the packing up and crapola then.

Next year will be different -- will have to be. Less internet-world-domination stuff, yes. frown But I'll still BE around. Just not so annoyingly ubiquitous. kiss
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Gonna check her out
She's my latest attraction
Gonna hang around
Wanna get a reaction

Gonna take her home cos she's over romantic
Don't wanna hold hands and talk about her plans alright!


Overheard at dinner:

What do you want for Christmas? Do you want the baby Jesus on your front lawn?
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sixfeetunder:
They gave me a bunch of shit right before vacation.. The evil bastards robot ... Weird conversation to hear at dinner
sixfeetunder:
by the way.. You need more pictures up biggrin