Danny Devito stripping is quite possibly the funniest thing ever.
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you seem so out of context in this gaudy apartment complex
a stranger with your door key explaining that I am just visiting
and I finally seeing why I was the one worth leaving
the district sleeps alone tonight after the bars turn out their lights
and send the autos swerving into the loneliest evening
and I am finally seeing why I was the one...
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a stranger with your door key explaining that I am just visiting
and I finally seeing why I was the one worth leaving
the district sleeps alone tonight after the bars turn out their lights
and send the autos swerving into the loneliest evening
and I am finally seeing why I was the one...
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superscott:
haha no but i just wondered in to your journal, and i felt like having an opinion to your location.
scooter11:
You're right. Damn!
I may be in jail for vandalism by this time tomorrow if someone doesn't shut off the car alarm going off outside my window. It's a Camry for god's sake, not a Ferrari. It doesn't need to be set that high. 
Ahh...life in the ghetto. I read that the Costa Mesa police department spends most of their resources in my neighborhood. The black and white...
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Ahh...life in the ghetto. I read that the Costa Mesa police department spends most of their resources in my neighborhood. The black and white...
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sixfeetunder:
Just think of all the stories you will have about living in your neighborhood.. Car Alarms fucking suck
semitic:
To where ever the current of will takes me. The O.C. has made your hometown famous. Ever watch it?
It's raining like the dickens out there. I'd say this calls for some Supertramp.
But when I think it all over
And over and over
I still want you around me
You know you astound me
I couldn't live without you
If there's a price to pay
It's worth it just to hear you say
All their lies ere just a bore
I will live...
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But when I think it all over
And over and over
I still want you around me
You know you astound me
I couldn't live without you
If there's a price to pay
It's worth it just to hear you say
All their lies ere just a bore
I will live...
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clutch64:
please accept my humble little request. I'll be very well behaved. 
[Edited on Feb 03, 2004 6:15PM]
please accept my humble little request. I'll be very well behaved. [Edited on Feb 03, 2004 6:15PM]
clutch64:
ahhh. thank you. the well behaved part was bait. I am a very naughty, flirty boy. 
I am a very naughty, flirty boy. I'm going to Disneyland!
*ahem* I actually try to avoid it at all costs, but I do live in Orange County. My family insists on going for my cousin's birthday, so looks like I'm going, too.
Ah well, it'll be nice to see the relations.
*ahem* I actually try to avoid it at all costs, but I do live in Orange County. My family insists on going for my cousin's birthday, so looks like I'm going, too.
Ah well, it'll be nice to see the relations.
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sonofmorrissey:
Mostly job stress lately. The long story short is that the last three years have been ( simultaneously ) the best and worst of my life. It tends to leave me feeling kinda 'blah' at times. It's cool though. Like Lisa Simpson says..."We're the MTV generation....we feel niether highs nor lows." 
Despite the facty that Disney has become an evil empire, Disneyland still 0wn3z...have fun!
Despite the facty that Disney has become an evil empire, Disneyland still 0wn3z...have fun!
sixfeetunder:
How was The mouse? Hello
Be my friend tonight. Be my friend tonight.
Ill sleep on the couch. You can leave on that light.
Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right.
Come on darling, be my friend tonight
Well, Ill mind my manners. My ps and qs.
I wont give you nothing that you cant use.
Ill whip out that old guitar and sing you the...
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Ill sleep on the couch. You can leave on that light.
Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right.
Come on darling, be my friend tonight
Well, Ill mind my manners. My ps and qs.
I wont give you nothing that you cant use.
Ill whip out that old guitar and sing you the...
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grendel_kin:
you make the whole "just stop running" thing sound so easy. i feel so misunderstood....whoa is me! this world is not my own.
evil_homer:
Chico is pretty amusing. Although I feel really out of place in the whole Greek sectionof town - as if Fifth and Ivy is the nexus of Greekdom and the farther I spiral away from that dark void the less uncomfortable I get. Although it's pretty fun to occasionally go into Riley's with and casually order a drink while people look at me and go HOLY SHIT THAT GUY'S NOT DECKED OUT IN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!
Oh, and the fact that very few good bands come through here anymore kinda sucks. But oh well. If you grew up here, you probably dealt with that too!
Oh, and the fact that very few good bands come through here anymore kinda sucks. But oh well. If you grew up here, you probably dealt with that too!
I just made the best fried rice in the history of honkey-white-girl-fried-rice-making.
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reverendash:
I ate some fried rice... not quite as cool as making it, but it was good.
-Ash
BTW, you're extremely adorable. Really, really adorable.
[Edited on Jan 29, 2004 11:17AM]
-Ash
BTW, you're extremely adorable. Really, really adorable.
[Edited on Jan 29, 2004 11:17AM]
sempi:
Yum, can I have some?
If the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooh, Barracuda?
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooh, Barracuda?
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sempi:
Ah Heart, how I love thier music.
Hallllo new people!
I'm much more likely to respond if you post in my journal rather than emailing directly. You have to have a journal too, for that to work.
That being said, tell me about your weekend. What'd you do? Who'd you do?
I got a new car. Well, a new old car.
I'm much more likely to respond if you post in my journal rather than emailing directly. You have to have a journal too, for that to work.
That being said, tell me about your weekend. What'd you do? Who'd you do?
I got a new car. Well, a new old car.
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thefuckoffkid:
Oh, to answer your ACTUAL question, he hired a boat, and everyone chipped in.
superflea:
I didn't do all that much. Lots of housework, because I didn't have to be at the office (for a pleasant change) and the gf was out of town, so I was free to relocate messes as I saw fit.
I got dragged off to nefarious places with a couple of co-workers, and I watched a few more episodes of Firefly. Gave a guitar lesson, played some games, had the bed to myself, and fell asleep with the TV on.
Dahling, it was divine.
What type of car did you get? The gf and I both hope to procure wheels this year, but as much as I'd love to buy new (based on my inherent distrust of people and their wickedness), I'm thinking that a used Civic, for instance, probably fits my budding young bank account just a touch better than that new Acura I've been eyeing. (Actually, what really floats my boat is the new Matrix, which is horrifically ugly, but in such a sexy way to me. And having a hatchback instead of a sedan really appeals to my inner pack rat.)
I got dragged off to nefarious places with a couple of co-workers, and I watched a few more episodes of Firefly. Gave a guitar lesson, played some games, had the bed to myself, and fell asleep with the TV on.
Dahling, it was divine.
What type of car did you get? The gf and I both hope to procure wheels this year, but as much as I'd love to buy new (based on my inherent distrust of people and their wickedness), I'm thinking that a used Civic, for instance, probably fits my budding young bank account just a touch better than that new Acura I've been eyeing. (Actually, what really floats my boat is the new Matrix, which is horrifically ugly, but in such a sexy way to me. And having a hatchback instead of a sedan really appeals to my inner pack rat.)
Lock the cellar door,
and baby,
talk dirty to me.
and baby,
talk dirty to me.
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muzencab:
are we gonna get into sex talk again. fuck it, both. Just dont forget to pull my hair and call me bitch.
[Edited on Jan 25, 2004 10:19PM]
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muzencab:
aboot the railing you like i hate you. you posted why only one, the kiss or the punch.
go to sleep honey...its all just a dream.
go to sleep honey...its all just a dream.
You know, sometimes my job's not so bad.
Today, I happened to answer the phone because the receptionist was at lunch:
"May I speak to the lovely Lisa, please?"
I said, "She's on a call, would you like to hold?"
He said, "Oh, how 'bout Rachel, then?"
"This is Rachel"
"Hey, Rach, how ya doing? It's Travis."
"I'm good Travis, but I notice you didn't...
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Today, I happened to answer the phone because the receptionist was at lunch:
"May I speak to the lovely Lisa, please?"
I said, "She's on a call, would you like to hold?"
He said, "Oh, how 'bout Rachel, then?"
"This is Rachel"
"Hey, Rach, how ya doing? It's Travis."
"I'm good Travis, but I notice you didn't...
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sixfeetunder:
Yes.. Sometimes work is not so bad.. randy seems cool.. So does thee other one
eyesofatragedy:
what do you do for work?
It's official, my karma's shot. I killed something on purpose for the first time ever.
Now, I'm no vegetarian, but I figure, top of the food chain, circle of life, yada, yada, yada.
But the only thing that rat was doing was living in my garage. Well, and making a general mess of things, but still...
Now, I'm no vegetarian, but I figure, top of the food chain, circle of life, yada, yada, yada.
But the only thing that rat was doing was living in my garage. Well, and making a general mess of things, but still...
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troglodyte:
Ahh, the Seattle stop on the Burlesque tour. Of course you're invited...if you can find you're way to Seattle... 
And my chest; I only did it to see how it'd look. The second shaving was very unpleasant, so you'll be happy to know that there will be no more shavings.
And my chest; I only did it to see how it'd look. The second shaving was very unpleasant, so you'll be happy to know that there will be no more shavings.
priss:
Noooooo, I kill rats if they're running amock.
Well, I'd honestly have to let someone else do it.
But I don't eat meat because it started grossing me out, not cause of animal rights
See?
You're right it still doesn't make much sense.
K
Well, I'd honestly have to let someone else do it.
But I don't eat meat because it started grossing me out, not cause of animal rights
See?
You're right it still doesn't make much sense.
K
But I missedya, and good ol' nekkid Danny DeVito.
-mk