unravled

909 Strippers. Tonight!

White trash rocks.

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Hey... just 909? I think you are getting ripped off....

Just remember no matter what they tell you there is no sex in the champagne room!

Jul 23, 2004

samling:

hope you give them each a penny. that makes your money last longer.

make out? hmmm.... can't. sorry! but i'll dream about you tonight, and clean my sheets in the morning, k?

Jul 23, 2004

It's too expensive to live here anymore.

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jeff_fries:

I'm going up to her place for her birthday for the weekend.

It's a long story; it was supposed to be me and my sisters and a friend going up, things fell through, etc.

I don't know. She's an ex-girlfriend so I don't know how things will pan out.

Jul 23, 2004

stgeorge:

Hmm, wonder where you're thinking of moving to

Jul 23, 2004

Bad Company was just a question on Jeopardy.

And then Alex said something else about REO Speedwagon. Only he called them Rio Speedwagon.

And I really can't believe the Mormon is still on.

I'm gonna go clean my kitchen now.

What's worse than getting caught singing Bad Company with all your heart along to your car's radio at full volume?

Realizing that traffic has actually slowed down to watch you sing it.

Bad Company til the day I die, indeed.

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michael_desade:

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

Jul 22, 2004

oracle:

nothing wrong with a little bad company now and then....
unless you get caught singing it in public

Jul 22, 2004

Out of breath and out of cash,
find yourself watching M.A.S.H.,
every nighton the couch.

Woman says let's take a drive down south,
roll down the windows and open our mouths
taste where we are and play the music loud.

Stop the car,
lay on the grass,
the planets spin and we watch space pass.

Walk a direction,
see where we get
I never knew...
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lemonkid:

I don't know if you can truly handle my weird.

You've seen Randy's testimonial for me no?

Jul 21, 2004

lemonkid:

Yes. How "spy" are we. I'll e-mail you later.

ta-ta.

Tune into the show if you'd like. It's going to be dancerrific.. for the first little while anyhow.

Jul 21, 2004

I don't like SPAM!

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abadinfluence:

Really now ... all boobies are pretty amazing. Unless she has like enormoboobs or something - then I can fully understand the amazing tag you put on her.

And BTW ... "mastering the space-time continuum" ... has it happened yet? Did it really get you hot? lol

Jul 21, 2004

stgeorge:

I love it fried

Jul 21, 2004

The dogs barked non-stop until 2 in the morning last night. At 12:30 I locked them in the house. At one I locked them in the bedroom. At 1:30 I threatened to punt them into the ocean a la Jack Black.

This morning there was a dead cat in my driveway that someone ran over and then was considerate enough to drag it into my...
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lemonkid:

Hell.. you didn't even need the preamble.

Jul 19, 2004

lemonkid:

Sometimes I wonder if people forget..

Jul 19, 2004

I just got hung up on by my roommate.

They say they sent their rent on the first, but my landlord hasn't received it, which leaves me fucked.

I was trying to be reasonable and wait for them to pay their fucking bills, but I can't deal with them any longer. No rent means they have three days to get out when they get back...
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samling:

if they're pissed at you, then that shows you how dumb and petty they are

Jul 18, 2004

stgeorge:

A bit rough that. You know I'd love to offer, but it's the travelling to work in the morning

Jul 18, 2004

Had a non-annoying (I swear) talk about God with some guy who came to my door asking for money yesterday.

He was doing a charity thing for missing children, so I gave him five bucks and he seemed suprised. He asked me if my neighborhood was mostly Mexican if he kept going down the street. I told him it was, and he said that they...
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lemonkid:

Here you go. My show should be back on the air soon.

Jul 17, 2004

obd:

I read an article once that theorized that bands that have a 'get in the van and follow them' kind of following had tapped into a desire for collective experience that was once fulfilled by the church. Everyone is willing to yell and scream about their rights, but no one wants to own up to their responsibilities.

I'm really nt sure what categry yur pink tables fall int.

Jul 17, 2004

It's going to be a good day.

It started out beautifully, and tonight...tonight I go to Ikea. I heart Ikea. I will have swedish meatballs and buy curtains and life will be good.

Edit: My Lauchcast station just played the Mario Brothers 3 song. What the hell?

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lemonkid:

That's why you should listen to my radio station.. not launchcast.

Jul 16, 2004

scooter11:

Soooo tired.

Jul 16, 2004

There's nothing quite like being told by a ten year old that you're getting old and need to get married and have babies, "before you're thirty." Jesus.

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