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Someone please buy me a yacht, thanks.
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manichat:
..hold on.......let me look in my pocket here........[1M, 2M, 3M.......] OK! Where do you want it sent?
friedbanana105:
halfsies, huh? let me think about it...
I now have thirteen mini bottles of steak sauce and three giant bags of tortilla chips. For free. Rad.
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uncognitive:
Somewhere, a man with a freezer full of steak and a few bowls of guacamole is silently weeping.
samling:
i want to lick your elbow
I really don't want to live in Orange County anymore.
Word of the day: Apathy.
Word of the day: Apathy.
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koleeta:
are you bored at home like me? or are you bored at work, like everyone else?
kirin_ka:
I can't follow the word ofthe day. Why do you not want to live in Orange County anymore?
It rained last night. Like, thunder and lightning and eveything. 
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crazedlunatik:
rain rocks
chrischick:
Well, it appears that I have Saturday off, by some strange and uncanny luck....
Everyone go say hi to my friend DeadPuppies, please, thank you.
And why is everyone leaving? I demand that you all stop it this instant.
And why is everyone leaving? I demand that you all stop it this instant.
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freakpirate:
Ha! I'm not leaving! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY UNRAVLED!!! MWA HA HA! 
friedbanana105:
new people frighten me.
fine, i'll stay.
fine, i'll stay.
I heard some of the worst karaoke of my life last night.
Not PERHAPSEVIL though, she was awesome as always, 1:05 or not.
Not PERHAPSEVIL though, she was awesome as always, 1:05 or not.
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lil_tuffy:
you owe me one?
ok. sure.
:tuffy:
ok. sure.
:tuffy:
lemonkid:
That's too bad. I rule da karaoke.
Love the new profile pic.
Love the new profile pic.
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velocity:
Details often involve another person who is of the firm belief that details are nobody's business. Things are good though, don't worry.
tank_ex_mortis:
My mom calls mine "Yoda" because of her ears. 
I swear, I'm emotionally disturbed.
I just watched Jersey Girl for the first time and cried through the entire fucking movie.
It's a Kevin Smith film for God's sake.
I just watched Jersey Girl for the first time and cried through the entire fucking movie.
It's a Kevin Smith film for God's sake.
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jpguinness:
Crying because of a Kevin Smith movie? What???
I must admit I like some of his work especially Dogma but I am a little reluctant to watch Jersey Girl. Looks like ol' Kev was trying to make a Chick flick or something.
I must admit I like some of his work especially Dogma but I am a little reluctant to watch Jersey Girl. Looks like ol' Kev was trying to make a Chick flick or something.
lemonkid:
Had you been drinking?
Like, you know, lighter fluid?
Like, you know, lighter fluid?
So my head has been stuffy and I've been snotty and whiny and just plain miserable all day. But really, I could put up with all that. I went to work even though I should have been home in bed. And what do I get for being a good person and keeping my word and being a productive member of society?
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cai:
ewwww... that sucks. i also kinda wanted to know what you did, in case i'm ever in a similar situation... but then i changed my mind...
luminaire:
Hot DAMN woman.
See, this is why I love my boyfriend:
Him: Haven't we already established that we're perfect for each other?
Me: Well yeah. In bed.
Him: I meant more than that.
Me: What if I have some horrible flaw that you can't live with and I refuse to change? Wouldn't you rather know now?
Him: Like playing the "what if" game?
Him: Haven't we already established that we're perfect for each other?
Me: Well yeah. In bed.
Him: I meant more than that.
Me: What if I have some horrible flaw that you can't live with and I refuse to change? Wouldn't you rather know now?
Him: Like playing the "what if" game?
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samling:
i don't have it
samling:
you are the master. of many things. hard ons included. HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?
I just got home from the giant warehouse store down the street. I'm proud to report I resisted the temptation to buy the six pound can of cubed beef for 99 cents.
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becca_____:
I love you so much.
becca_____:
Yes, I do. More than anything.
yesss.
thanks again.
[Edited on Oct 15, 2004 4:35PM]